|"Oh my dude, I got all the hoes followin me on Instigram. Trust."|
Tako: How the Fu*k do you know so much about Kangaroos.
3. Malt liquor craving sex fiends:
Other than boomerangs, the only products we associate with this country are Aussie hair products, you know, the ones with the girl gettin all sexy with her hair....
And Fosters...Australian for Beer.
Wja3: Right on. Preach brotha.
C4: Australians gonna hate you for this made up shit which is quite clever and entertaining. Sad part is, some millitant mutherfu*kas bel;ieve shit like this.
Tako: HE Believes shit like this!
Show: Im in tears b.
As if the big three weren't enough , (Google: Boston in 2012 NBA Playoffs), add to this a fourth deadly comparison and proverbial nail in the coffin.
C4: Boston jokes? Arent you a knicks fan?
Wja3: Sixers fan.
Tako: Booo. Pick a team, di*k rider.
4. Sydney....oh Sydney:
When you think of the biggest city in australia, or the only one people can name, noone says Melbourne.... errrybody says the same shit...Sydney.
Now, here's the kicker. When most people think of the typical black man, noone gives the middle ground of a white collar worker who listens to hiphop, still attends cook-outs and can type a Facebook status in formal English. What the idea of "black man" conjures up, is a picture of two extremes; You either get Sidney Poitier, the dashingly elloquent film star famous for being brought to a rich white woman's family dinner ....
Show: And remember I told you like 10 times to grab her boob but you didn't?
Wja3: Yall and this damn love for Rosie. I dont get it.
Show, Tako & C4: We pledge alligeance to the swag, of the united great Rosie Perez...and to the Latinas, for whom she stands, one nation, under our sheets, legs divisible, with liberty and Justice for all. Amen.
That being said I think we can all agree that the roots of racism across the globe run deep and it is only by finding the courage to discuss it and the humor to make light of it that we can facilitate the conversation that our own nation needs to have. Is there racism in Australia? You bet. Was the entire country founded as a way to subliminaly remind black people of their lowered self worth?
I'll let you be the judge.
Yall be cool.