"Bi*ch you wasn't with me shootin in the Gym, Uhhh....Bi*ch you wasn't with me shootin in the gym!!"
Translated from the urban vernacular, the above, popular phrase can be transcribed as follows:
Why should you be entitled to the benefits of my hard word and dedication when in fact, you were not the one putting in countless hours of effort. In essence, the phrase says that a spouse or girlfriend shouldn't be entitled to half your assets unless she helped earn them. Does this mean I am saying that being a support system and emotional rock does not count as the help needed to keep a man sane and help him transition to greatness? Absolutely not. What I am saying, however, is that if you believe in this mantra....your ass needs to learn the word pre-nup.
Kobe was able to avoid the loss of millions, however, simply because in 2012 the culture of Rap music is so pervasive that a colloquial phrase and sing-songy rapper was able to stir within his wife, the ethos of "stand by your man" or at least "stand by your man's assets."
Drake said it best:
"Kobe bout to lose 150 M, Kobe my ni**a, I hate it had to be him....uhh..bi*ch you wasn't with me shootin in the gym!"
Women like Drake. When he talks hoes listen.
That was, until she saw this hogwash tomfoolery right here......
Oh, now you got two playboy?
Apparently, TMZ caught Kobe half bucket nekkked with two white womenz at a team USA Party. Aside from him getting caught, WHY is this Acceptable?!! At a heterosexual party where no pool is involved and you are wearing jeans, you should not be shirtless. I'ma ignore that crazzzzy sag going on in pic #1 that looks like a.) he's a 17 yr old in skinny jeans that does the jerk or b.) he's about to whip out his meat and do a different type of jerk. In layman's terms, a cokehead should not be posted up between two giant mounds of coke. I'm not hating, but im convinced that If kobe sniffed that Colorado, I'm sure he wished he had a Doug Funny-Krs One sized nose for these two alabaster mounds of arian purity.
More perspective. I've given my ex-Gf the most ridiculous story to explain my non-cheating. I basically thought I had gotten burned and refused to have sex with her. My excuse was that I fingered a girl in a strip club and forgot to wash my hands before peeing. The most ridiculous part of the story is that it is true!! I ended up not having an STD or UTI and even I myself think it sounds like a bold faced lie despite the fact that it wasn't.
Wja3: Kudos to you for manning up rather than infect.