Girl #1: These guys are blogging again? They're hilarious. Team no babies....? Ooooooh girl this gonna be a good one.
Girl #2: These guys are assholes. My child is my world and where do they get off giving advice on babies when they are still running around like little kids. They dont have a child so couldn't possibly understand.
Girl #1 lives at home, doesn't pay rent and is a Master's candidate. Because she has no kids or substantial bills, she believes she is entitled to hit the club 3-4 times a week, travel and buy whatever she feels. She's worked hard and has a good job, plus she's kept her legs closed long enough (or hit the abort button quick enough) to brag.
Girl #2 lives alone with her child in a rent controlled apartment. Her baby's father is all but absent and she occasionally goes to the club when she, and her friends, can simultaneously find a babysitter. She enjoys sipping ciroc at home, playing cards and views those females without children as "girls who've yet to grow up." Her favorite line is "I'm surprised you dont have kids. What are you waiting on?"
Contrary to what you may be thinking, it is not the bros intention to praise girl # 1 and bash girl #2. We really dont like either of yall. Collectively you give mothers and team no babies a bad name.
Tako: This guy.
Lets be honest, I'm a product of a single parent home....I saw my mom struggle and said , "hey, maybe theres some truth to this whole 2 parent household thing. Maybe, just maybe I dont want to be linked to a baby mama (forever) if I cant even stand her enough to marry her ass." That being said, I think its pretty easy to become a member of team no babies, unless you've already fu*ked up your chances.....get it? "Fu*ked up?" lol
Back in the days when your pops raw dogged your mom, there wasn't as much information readily available to teens about STDs, pregnancy and the life changing effects of both. Nowadays there is plenty information. Its in schools, its on TV, its in magazines. There's really no excuse other than a legitimate accident; not pulling out in time doesn't count. I'm not faulting or judging anyone who made a mistake, but accept it as such and move on.
Now, for the rest of you who didn't make a mistake...
Team no babies is not about partying like a rockstar every fu*king night. Its actually about making a responsible decision to wait until the time is right. Too many of yall are celebrating your supposed "responsible choice" with irresponsible behavior like refusing to grow up, sucking d**k a mile a minute and getting your back blown out in your mama's apartment. Yall make as much sense as these coons screaming YOLO while smoking weed instead of going to their job interview. Maybe your responsibility comes in not having a baby because you'd be a bad mother...perhaps?
Wja3: So basically you're saying that people are treating team no babies like its YOLO and using it as an excuse to do drugs, party, be hoes, buy rims and jordans?
Tako: While also saying that other hoes are treating "team yes babies" like they readily enlisted and are doing mankind a service rather than something they have to do because of poor planning?
C4: Interesting theory.
I dont wanna go to work today. Yolo. Shuts off alarm clock.
I dont have no kids and my bills are paid. Team no babies. Buys Louie bag and gives handjob for bottle service. (And by 'bills are paid' we mean, she made the minimum 25$ payment.)
All in all I just think there's always more than one perspective despite the fact we often only see one side of a story. All mothers aren't saints and all post-grad students don't have clean knees. LOL. You oughta be ashamed of yourself. Swallowing babies like protein shakes and paying for monthly abortions rather than helping mom with the rent. At least buy groceries girl!