Tuesday, July 26, 2011

White Folks do the darndest things Pt. 1

Now I've always been a fan of the power of the titty, but this is worst than the time i hooked up with the girl and swear her titty tasted like sweet ass milk. Like, I mean the first time I sucked a titty in like middle school i remember it being all salty, like if you lick somebodies neck after a day at the beach, thereby leading me to believe all titties were supposed to be like that (Until i knew better), but this!!! This, nigga!!!! This was a lot worse.

Lol. That made me laugh though, like when E said Skinny Shayla's Pussy smelled like beans after he fingered her. I was like, did u come from a cookout and not wash your hands son? He promptly replied with an emphatic "NO! Her pussy just smelled like that !" I wanted to ask wat type of beans, since that is a strange smell...cooked? Re fried? Navy? Pinto? I decided that was too much personal info.

Back to titties, and the power of said massive mammories.

I read this article on Reuters or Cnn, one of the actual news sites....and couldn't stop laughing. Now normally I never put ANYTHING past crazy white people, but this is like Casey Anthony Crazy. LOL. Read below:


An Ohio woman attempted to fight off police trying to remove her from her car by spraying them with her breast milk, authorities said. Stephanie Robinette got into a fight with her husband while attending a wedding at the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center in the city of Delaware on Saturday, WBNS 10 News reported. Her husband told police his 30-year-old wife struck him several times, then locked herself in their vehicle.

"When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast-feeding mother," said Sheriff Walter L. Davis III. As deputies went to restrain her, he said, Robinette "proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk."

Additional deputies arrived and eventually pried her from the car before placing her under arrest.

Robinette was charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. "This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," Davis said.

Sureeeeee my nigga. Blame the Alcohol. Imagine this though, what will happen when two crazy white people (Its not racist that I say that, Ozzy Ozborne bit the heads of pigeons) come in contact with each other.

It's the equivalent of a "Nigga moment" (Boondocks Reference) only hilariously entertaining instead of tragic and sad.

Just think, woman starts spraying breast milk at cop and he whips out his meat and starts spraying semen at her. Both sex crimes right? What's the punishment though? LMAO. Let me stop. It's way too early for this.

Actually, just so i can prove I'm not racist I have to add the "Black folks do the darnedest things" bonus. Yep, Nigga's have made "Red Lobster" Air force ones / Dunks. SMFH.



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