Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Tit for Tat

I really wanted to title this "White Folks do the Darnedest Things," because they do, but i opted to use this post as a means to point out the fact that many Americans have ridiculous tattoo obsessions far worse than mine. Sure I have 30 some odd tattoos including a bottle of Guinness, a Gun with the caption "Pistol Wavin New Haven" and 9 sets of breasts (yea, you heard that right), but guess what? I don't have anything as dumb as this whiteboy I'm about to expose.


Though my next tat scheduled in a few weeks may border the absurd (See below):






I am 100 % serious about this and while im thinking of writing "Real women have curves" above it, I'll glady replace that with a user submitted slogan that is clever. Before you try to talk me out of this, just know the other option is basically a subtle face tattoo...if there is such a thing.




Anyways, on to the crazy white boy.





The Actual News Story:



Breast Implants for Your Tattoo?
By Just Stupid on Apr 29, 2009 in Stupid Men

“The Edmonton Sun” published a story about a year ago about a tattoo artist in Edmonton, Canada, attempting to give his curvy cowgirl tattoo 3-D curves. And he was successful … for 2 weeks ….

In an effort at promoting his tattoo shop, Dragon FX, Mr. Lane Jensen of Edmonton had his New York surgeon friend, Dr. Brian Decker, implant tiny silicone breast implants under his tattoo on his left calf. (You don’t normally see “tiny” describing “silicone breast implants.”)







His cowgirl’s silicone breast implants were not your traditional breast implant – they were not the fluid filled silicone shells manufactured to look and feel like the real thing. His cowgirl was augmented with solid silicone that is normally custom sized and shaped for nose or chin surgeries.

Mr. Jensen had this surgery on December 9, and by December 24th, the stitches split and infection was set in. Jensen commented, “My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn’t meant to have 3D breasts.” Just Stupid!




Tako: This my friends, is beyond absurd.





My first instinct was to say, "awesome" , then I re-considered and thought of how fucking dumb of an idea this was. Then I thought again about how white folks always push the limits and try to invent dumb shit. While blacks were off inventing the traffic light, open heart surgery and peanut butter, these mutherfuckers are off creating the X-games, and other extreme sports like "Bungee jumping from a sky dive" (yes you heard that correctly.)






Let me stop before I sound racist. There was really no solid point to this post, just kinda wanted to go back to our NappyheadedRoots and inform you of sheer random nonsense. Also, someone said they didn't "get" my Roger Rabbit Post and that I was possibly "High" when I wrote it. To that I respond, I don't smoke... and Double Cupping is a weekend thing. LOL. See below for a random collection of some of my favorite things just because I like you to get into my head sometimes. Hopefully my thought process makes sense now.


Young Rosie Perez....My Absolute Fav.



One of the most ingenious tattoos I've ever seen. Inspires me.


A Lion with a Justin Bieber cut. If I had a lion, I'd let him choose his own hairstyle, but would recommend this.



An Asian baby with tattoos smoking a bogie. Funny Asians. Tako's Lil brother.


Happy Wednesday...


OK, There is one lesson to be learned from the post:


Nonsense comes in all colors, shades and hues and often borders absurdity to the point of novelty and eventually serious health risk. Look at old boy's infected titty tattoo. Now think "Booty Shots." It's all fun and games until your ass turns green with flesh eating bacteria...and no, not thirsty ass eating twitter niggas...actual flesh eating bacteria. LOL. Be safe Slimes.....


-Bros


2 comments:

Alovelydai said...

The piggy foot tattoo is pretty much the coolest tattoo I've ever seen in my life!

khaki la'docker said...

Soooo u know im gonna say you should put "pork 4 my fork" over the big girl tat.