Monday, January 17, 2011

I Have a Dream....Martin Luther King Jr. And Tako Tsou.

Show: I should take the day off cause I'm black.... Yep. That's what imma do. Thanks Dr. King.

C4: Guess that means I'm off too.

Wja3: Great time to be black! All on you Mr. Tsou.

Tako: Damn, guess I gotta work a half day. OK, y'all are gonna regret this...

I Have a Dream....Martin Luther King Jr. And Tako Tsou.

I say to you today, my friends, my niggas, that even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Blakaneese-American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." All bitches however... We'll work on that one. I'm just sayin.

I have a dream that one day on in places other than trap houses in Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood..not the Aryian kind though.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children, verified by Maury DNA tests, will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character...or at least not judged by the reputation of other black folk on TV who just so happen to ALWAYS be a hodgepodge of hot ghetto messes.

Real talk. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping (PAUSE) with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys (no homo) and white girls as sisters and brothers.. Not just as colaborators in interracial niche porn.

I have a dream today.

The "every hill and mountain" part and a few others have been omitted do to being long and boring.

This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring."

Tako: Ring the alarmmmmmmm (Jamaican voice). Bow bow bow!!! Big up!!!! More fiyah!!!

And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Haven. Let freedom ring from the mighty bodegas of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening of Pennsylvania! Go Eagles.

Let freedom ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado!

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California! And from the curvaceous bosoms of those california girls, be they from Silicone or non silicone valley.

But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia!

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!

And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every home, from every state assistance office and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

And we shall celebrate with patron and big tittied white the spirit of Dr. Kaaaaang.

- Tako.

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