Monday, January 31, 2011

Diddy Responsible for 9-11?

"I love fu*king with Diddy. No homo." --Show

We found this article on and thought we should share, as it made me laugh. Enfuckingjoy.

This law suit may not make it very far up the courts.

Radar Online reports that rapper Sean "Diddy" Combs was sued for $1 trillion by a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, who alleges that he date raped her 24 years ago... and then conspired with Rodney King to bring down the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001.

In part, the suit alleges:

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down... He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily."
Turks wants $900 billion for child support -- quite the expensive child -- and $100 billion in damages.

This was just too tremendously tomfoolerific not to post. I mean damn....Diddy has done some fu*ked up things including profiting off the murder of his friend B.I.G, making it acceptable to wear shiny suits...

(Oh nigga, dont act like you never had no shiny grey Rocawear, Sean John, Mecca or Enycee Jeans), and even turning the once hardened hip hop of harlem streets into Britney Spears-esque dance jams, but this?

This shit right here...? LMAO. This lady is clownin'!

Yes, we know American society is the most litigious in the world, meaning everybody is sue-crazy. Beat a little kids ass? Get sued for 100,000. Commit a burglary and trip on a cracked floorboard? Sue the homeowner for damages. I'm just saying. But THIS!!! THIS!!!!!???? I blame the bitch at Mcdonalds with the hot coffee. She knew that shit was hot, and if it wasnt she wouldve demanded her money back...but Noooooo, just cause her ass wanted to "drink and drive" and was apparently no coordinated to do such, the company gets sued for a gazillion dollars and people take free reign to sue over stupid shit.

Back to Diddy.

HOW!!! in a seemingly sensible and well structured legal system does this sort of claim even make it to the filing room. It is undoubtedly slander or libel and this woman will probably end up getting her own ass sued by Diddy in the end, as her case is tossed out, but the fact that judges have to even waste there time on this is Hogwash.

Unless, however, this woman is right.....

Arab associates in compromisingly homo positions???

Secret Shoe Bombs and connections with Christian Extremist Pastor Mason "Ma$e" Betha??

A reputation for blowin shit up? A mantra of "I thought I told you that we won't stop?"

Could the phase "Take that, take that" actually been a extremist call to arms for sucidial maniacs?

Or, Maybe....Just maybe.... this bitch is bats nuts crazy.



1 comment:

Piph said...

I think she must be crazy... lls