I originally wanted to title this post "3 Rapes you didn't know you committed" but I figured that would turn off the conservative nappy heads, and we need them to read this too.... Since the rest of y'all Negroes don't get offended by anything and therefore don't comment.
Now, don't get this confused with us taking the subject of rape lightly or as a joke. We like Law and Order SVU and would do anything within our power to help Benson and Stabler protect rape victims.
That being said, on with the show...
Tako: Rape #1... the "let's get us both wasted so it's ok!"
Alcohol is mother nature's social lubricant. We get it. However, in America, having sex with an intoxicated girl, even if she's a slut and you are wasted too = a crime. Now, don't get me wrong, I do not mean to infer that having a Corona with lime shoot you an alley oop to the pussy slam dunk is a crime.
what I mean is, having sex with a women who is so slizzurd that "she doesn't say yes, but doesn't say no" and YOU have to help her strip ( not is a sexy way, but in a mom helping her drooling down syndrome son way) , you are not only going to jail, should she be sober enough to remember, but also hell. That nigga God most certainly does not forget, and as shown by the way they're treated in jail, God hates rapists.
Tako: Rape #2... the "hold her head while your shooting your load in her orifice."
This is different from trying to push her head down there... That's playful and she can easily slap you, push you off or bite you. If you still hold her head at this point it would require super he-man strength and that we be forceable sexual assault. The bros can't help you. Lose our number scum. Lol.
What we are talking about here is the climaxing culmination of consensual lovemaking... In the mouth. Lol. This special moment shared between 2 adults, after hours (or minutes) of her slobbing your knob Like a dog trying to open a dresser drawer, almost always ends in a pseudo rape situation as you let go the floodgates of your erectile burst all the while gripping the back of her head tightly despite feeling her try to back up a little bit and pull away. This is Gods work child, you catch it.
Don't make that face...you know you've done it before.
She keeps sucking so it's not technically assault... But be careful.
Tako: Rape #3... Facebook.
Huh? People are raping bi**hes off face book now? No, silly. I know it is a bit off topic, but I'm referring to the way you all on FB have been raping the English language with reckless disregard. Cut it out.