Thursday, November 18, 2010

I'll Whip a little Kids Ass

Yesterday I was watching grown-ups (good movie) and thinking about how white people often let their kids run amok, cursing , kicking and screaming their spoiled lungs out with no semblance of discipline, respect or common decency. Even now, as a grown ass man (Cedric the Entertainer voice) Mommarocka woulda beat the Tat's off me for speaking to her like that.

That being said, yes nigga...I am wholeheartedly supporting the act of whoopin your kids ass.

As a matter of fact, Im also supporting the act of whoopin your friend's and neighbor's kids ass too...What? It takes a village to raise a child. LOL.

Tako: LMAO. How did people not know they were gay?!

I say the same thing about Trey Songz....he makes good music though.

I'm supporting Whipping those kids ass, and any other kid that wants to talk shit, look at you funny, cry too loud in a movie theatre, wear an opposing team's jersey, etc.

Now that the niceties have been handled I want to shout out the following Adult Heroes.

Holly aka Young Bleek

Shout to my man who not only violated probation, but had to do a 4 month jail stint for.....wait for it......... beating a little kids ass with a belt!!! And it wasn't even his kid!!! Now that's gangsta. You get a gold star for the day. Now let's get back in the studio slime.

Gorilla O aka 80 Tyson

This was a few years ago and some of the crew were leaving a strip club down in Bridgeport....home of the Dominican shower show and infamous back room (pause.) The time is 9'0clock at night, but the boys are 3am Drunk...if you know what I mean...I actually think they were kicked out the club for being too rowdy and if there's such a thing.

Lefleur: See that kid over there dribbling the basketball? His name is O too.....

Gorilla O: I'm O. His name aint O. Fu*k that. Stop the car.

The driver stops only to see Gorilla O hop out the car and approach the 10 year old kid.

Gorilla O: What you doing out here dribbling that ball? I'm O, what's you name little nig*a?

Kid with ball (pause): Your name's O? My name's O too?

Crackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....All you see is a flying little kid getting knocked about 30 feet from a death blow from a muscular 30 year old man well over 225 lbs.

WTF!!!!!!!!! O hops back in the car and instructs the driver to drive.

Passenger: That's foul son. That's fuc*ed up. You wouldn't do that to a grown man, like.....that dude on the corner right there.

Gorilla O: Stop the car.

I dont know why they stopped the car, or hyped him up, but O hops out walks up to a man talking to his homeboy & girlfriend and straight cracks him in the face. Man goes down (pause) , girl screams, friend does nothing. O hops back in the car. The end.


The Damn Cleveland Fan

This article is straight from the NY times. LOL.

An 8-year-old New York Jets fan was tackled by an adult Browns fan after Sunday's game, according to a television station in Cleveland.

The boy went to the game at Cleveland Browns Stadium in a Jets jersey with his father, who was born in New York. The boy's mother, identified only as Danielle by ABC affiliate WEWS because she didn't want to reveal her last name, said the fans in the stadium were great, but things got out of control after the game.
"Calling him a bad word, to my husband and to my son, throwing food at them," she said, according to WEWS.

When the family reached the parking lot, the situation got uglier.

"As [my husband] was walking, holding my son's hand, a guy from behind tackled him. A drunken Browns fan tackled him and pulled him out of his dad's hand. He was on the ground crying," Danielle said, according to the station.

The boy was left with a scraped and bruised ankle.
The boy's mother had been nervous about her son attending the game, but believed "kids are off limits. Clevelanders are such great people. I knew that they would never hurt an 8-year-old kid, never."


C4: Damn Shame.

Wja3: Would've been worse at the Linc (Eagles Stadium.)

Live, Love, Life & Discipline your damn kids! Hahahaha.


1 comment:

Sevin said...

Browns fans are Hoes, just like the browns r. P^$$y ass MoFo's. Get at me if u have any fking heart B!2tz. Go Jets.