What makes 4Loko dangerous is that it actually tastes delicious...just like juice...and its addictive.
That being said, we go to the Liquor store to get a few. Shortly afterward we learn that they are now banned in CT (meaning we'd just have to get it from the hood.) I wasn't in the mood to drive, so we settled for Joose. Same effect and Alcohol content, but, unbeknownst to us at the time, it tastes like post-mortem twat.