Upon a second read , However, I could not shake the idea that perhaps some people were missing the message. I mean, sure, it's funny to laugh at unabashed ghetto-ness, but how much do you REALLY know about chickenhead-ness. Enough that you wont accidentally end up on next weeks blog? I hope so.
That being said, I'm going to test your birdhead knowledge.
In a hood street fight, who would win. The Chicken in Pajama pants, or the one in the Headscarf?
Showrocka Presents...Battle of the Birds.
The Girl in the Headscarf:
--Girls with their hair done usually get their nails done. In chickenhead language this = long, fake, hard acrylic nails, good for scratching. +1.
--Under a headscarf usually lies a "doobie wrap." A short hairstyle like this is too hard to pull. Also, "Doobie pins" make good weapons.
-Should the forecast be marked with rain, the scarf will protect Leftover relaxer / perm residue from running into her eyes.
--The headscarf most likely symbolizes a fresh hair do. This may prevent her from going all out buck wild for fear that the headscarf may come off.
-- This bird either has a job to pay for such fancy styling, or has a few kids and baby daddies who actually pay child support. This = she will not be well rested.
--Obviously caring about her appearance, in a ghetto way, may lead this contestant to wear tight fitting jeans or a short skirt (depending on the season.) this could be constricting.
The Result: Given favorable weather conditions, I'd rate this a tie.
Then again, I was testing YOUR bird knowledge, not mine....so let me know who yo ass thinks would win...but you better have a good reason.