Now mind you, I have nothing against homosexuals...no homo...it's just, um.....whenever I see uber straight guys trying to act "hard" (Pause) while doing something blatantly homosexual it kinda makes me wanna chuckle and say "ummmm, son. Where they do that at?" (Don't worry, the coon-ness of Krump Dancing will be part 2 of this series of posts).
I'm sure you're all familiar with the Solja Boy dance which had us twistin and jumpin around like coons. Then there was the "Lean with it, Rock with it" which added the first questionable move into the mix...the finger snap. This was, up until this point, the gayest dance move since the Cry Baby.
It almost felt like you should be saying "haaaaaaay" while doing it. It was cool though, cause thug niggas was doin it too.
Two years later, this stuff called "Baltimore club music" came along which had black people of all walks of life dancing to pseudo techno music and sweating like it was the early 1990's Poison BBD days. Somewhere in between selin drugs and killing people, Philly & B-more cats found time to come up with the peculator. SMH.
Yes, my niggas. The Peculator. And they tried to pass it off as Gangsta...SMH.
Even Gringos can do it!
At least it didn't sound inherently gay...so If you never seen the thugs doing it, you wouldn't know.
Enter the newest New Jersey Dance Craze: The Sexy Walk. SMH. You know that's gonna look gay just from hearing the name. Best line of the night was from the DJ..."Oh yeah, Niggas be sexy walkin too". LMAO.
This second video is a little longer, about 10 minutes, but well worth the watch as it takes you into the "sexy walk Culture" diving into an in depth look at a "Sexy walk Party." Yes, you heard that right, a Sexy walk party. SMH.
I also want to give an honorable mention to the other New Jersey Dance Craze the "Patty Cake" for sounding just as gay. People often mix the two dances together, concocting a virtual Margarita of gay. Bet they even put a little sugar on the rim.SMH. LMAO.
That's all I got, but damn....I think thats enough for one day.
SMH (6th usage in this post....all justified.)
Now Walk it out.