Monday, August 9, 2010

TS presents...The Good of Slavery and the Holocaust

Everyone has loyal blog reader Akira to blame for this post, as she can be quoted as saying :


"WJA3 is only my favorite because his hate is unparalleled. Some people work for years to get on a WJA3-level of hate. I admire that."


While I have to admit that WJA3 can hate with the best of them, I can wholeheartedly say he is not fuc*ing with the newly formed super-blogging duo of Tako and Show, to be dubbed simply as "TS."


I guarantee that the levels of hate, ignorance and Hogwash Tomfoolery will remain unparalleled.



Word to Tako's coolie grandmother workin the railroad in her Rayden from Mortal Kombat hat.


And word to Show's malt liquor sipping, Aunt jermama looking moms picking cotton for the top of our asprin bottles.


C4: Oh Lord. I'm leaving the room.


This post becomes particularly applicable after watching two of my little frat brothers try to kill each other this past weekend over some racially charged jokes gone wrong.


OK, let's be honest....the jokes went way beyond the typical " you are an Indian slum dog millionaire with no shoes and a Peanut eating deity" all the way up to "they should've burned your jew mother in an oven." Let's just say, there were tables a-breakin' and boys a'chokin. Pause.





This being said, I have my own theory about slavery and the holocaust...


Sure they sucked, but in actuality....they weren't that bad. Well, not like child molester bad...

Tako: I'll take it from here, cause you're going soft . No-"MW". LMAO!!!



Here's the reasoning in a nutshell.



In the same way that Sea Anemone and clownfish (Brush up on your marine biology bitches) have a symbiotic relationship, 40 sippers and Jesus killers (I kid, I kid)...Sorry, Blacks and people of the jewish faith (or is that race) have a mutual dependence, albeit not so obvious.




Sure the holocaust killed your great grandparents and slave owners set forth a legacy from which you are still feeling the repercussions, but guess what? Your life is that of an average lay person, and probably wouldn't have been that great anyway. You're Jew nose and Playstation 3 colored skin isnt what's holding you back. It's your own sense of ambition drive and hard work. Lol.


The holocaust taught Jewish people to ration...taught them to stick together, because if they didn't, they'd be toast. Literally.


Show: Jesus H. Christ that was an inappropriate metaphor.


Slavery taught blacks (well some of them) to hold their tongue, be resourceful and hold back pent up aggression (not let it out like crazy white boys...columbine, unibomber, need I say more?)...when it was let out, it came in more productive manifestations (I.e Aggressive rap music, the best boxers of all time, the NBA, etc.)



As a result, we now have tightly knit communities of Jewish businessman catering to the newly groomed (and still rough around the edges) community of uber-rich Rappers and athletes. Ha!!! Told you I'd connect it.






Jews sell the most Ice (diamond Jewelry) and black people buy it. Can't deny that. LOL.




Pass the Manochevitz bitch. Pause, because Manoshevitz has the word "man" in it.

--Tak and Rock



Wja3: Aka the Asshole coalition.

C4: Stupid fools... But Wasn't as bad as I expected.

2 comments:

MW said...

I'm really sorry I missed the spirited racism. I could have helped throw in some homophobia to boot.

The A2K-10 Virus said...

'Word to Tako's coolie grandmother workin the railroad in her Rayden from Mortal Kombat hat.

And word to Show's malt liquor sipping, Aunt jermama looking moms picking cotton for the top of our asprin bottles.'

O my goodness. Destructions!

Ooooooooweeeeee! What up wit dat!?! What up wit dat!?! He said, she said, we said, they said, What up wit day!?!

The A2K-10 Virus