Show: Rap, Rock, Jazz, Blues....
Tako: F*ck that, we want Nappyheaded News!
Show: Ugh (Biggie voice)
Tako: Flesh, Chest, Breasts, boobs....
Show: We want that AND Nappyheaded News!!!
Wja3: Yall are so Gay.
C4: And Corny.
Mother/Son sex acts made possible by the good folks at Facebook :)
PONTIAC, Mich. — A woman who pleaded guilty to having sex with the biological son she gave up for adoption and later tracked down on the Internet has been sentenced nine years to 30 years in prison.
Show: Well....at least she's hot. Apparently a tad sick in the head, but hot nonetheless.
Aimee L. Sword, 36, of Waterford Township apologized at her sentencing Monday in Oakland County Circuit Court. She had pleaded guilty to one count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct in a deal with prosecutors.
Tako: "Misconduct!!!???" Nah son, speaking when someone else is talking is misconduct. Throwing spitballs out a straw (no homo) is misconduct...If that's misconduct, then R-kelly should be able to pee on anly little girls he wants.
Show: you're buggin!!
Police say Sword used Facebook in 2008 to find her son, who's now 16. She gave him up for adoption when he was only a few days old, the Detroit Free Press reported.
Show: Awwwww. She felt bad for giving him up. Apparently bad enough to "make up for it". LOL.
Tako: But you say I'm the bad one???
Show: I wonder if she inherently knows what he likes through some sort of maternal connection? Or if she says shit like "yea, suck that tit like you did when you were a baby....remember that taste? How about , "come to mama..." Hahahaha
"When she saw this boy, something just touched off in her — and it wasn't a mother-son relationship, it was a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship," the newspaper quoted attorney Mitchell Ribitwer as saying. "Aimee's searching for a reason why this happened. She can't understand it. She's going to get some counseling."
The boy testified they had sex in Waterford Township and Grand Rapids when he was aged 14.
Waterford Township is 30 miles northwest of Detroit
Tako: would it still be illegal if he was 18?
Show: It'd still be gross...but if she was my mom and I was a little drunk...
Tako: If that was your mom would you let me hit it, like run a train? You can take the mouth or...
Whatever, the moral of the story is....
Facebook is the shit!!! It has now reached into the realm of further aiding families in a quest for dys-functonality...And you thought it only fu*ked up romantic relationships.