Yesterday I wrote a post on my homie Khaki's blog as a retort of sorts, answering an age old question. Yes niggas and nigettes, I'm being lazy and re-posting. Actually, I'm not being lazy...the post was just so dead on, that I couldn't risk anyone missing it. See...I look out for yall. Oh, and I added Pics. :)
Let us begin. Wait for it......C'mon Son. You can laugh. It was funny.
Time and time again I am asked the question, "Why do attractive black guys go for big fat white women" or "busted white girls?"
My response? It's not that ALL handsome black men are all off shagging white sea-walruses, but rather that you all tend to look past those with model-hot caucasian girlfriends and call them race traitors.
Ever heard this one "Ohhhh, he look's like the type that likes white girls"?
I've never heard that said about a black guy dating Kiko the big white Orca.
Go ahead, call him a race traitor...oh you won't? That's because you're a hater and wouldnt dare hate on the Idris Elba looking dude with the white dimepiece hotter than you. You'd get embarassed. Congratulations, you know your role, but still have enough "strong black woman" in you to hate on the low hanging fruit. Get em'!!!!
Now that that's been said, the truth is this: A lot of well to do black men are dating alabaster slam pigs. In my personal opinion this could be for 1 of 3 reasons.
1.) Low Hanging fruit Syndrome: it takes less work to woo a girl who is not used to getting wooed.
2.) Hook a brotha up syndrome: If you notice, a lot of these fine brothas (no homo) who can be found with the female version of the stay puff marshmello man are really just deadbeats. Some are broke ass deadbeat dads, some are lazy jobless fucks, and some are just using her "I'm so fat I get social Security Disability at age 25" money to finance their own drug trade.
(Even these guys have the "nigga please, I aint datin no fat white heiffer" face on.)
3.) Love.... I almost wanted to replace this one with "maybe he used to be a fat white girl syndrome" but I'll be nice.
Other theories include "she gives good dome because it reminds her of twinkies, creamsicles and other food",
and the tried and true "F**king with Puertorican girls has altered my ability to distinguish between thick and Fat syndrome."
Careful fellas, your Captain Ishmael asses may be one slippery slope away from sleeping with Moby-Twat.