Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Showrocka's Skeet Stories.

Tako: Let me first start by saying " Rocka's back." We can all tell when he's been put in a good mood as opposed to when he's acting like a whiny, salty, depressed bi*ch.

We like when Rocka's back. He's a funny dude...I'm sure the females appreciate it too, that way he'll stop using up all the Midol. LOL.


C-Town: Dude, What the f**k is this..???

Show: You know exactly what that is. Question is, why are you touching it?

C-Town: No the question is, why is it in the Range Rover?


Yes ladies and not so gentlemanly gentlemen, what we have discovered in Caveman's Range Rover was undoubtedly a skeet sock, jizz rag, 'dream catcher', 'poor man's babysitter' or whatever you shall choose to call it. LOL. Now....is this surprising? You betcha. Is it that surprising? No, not really.


Just as girls freely discuss with one another who they're fu*king and the various attributes associated with said males, we homosapiens of the male variety tend to discuss....well...ANYTHING with each other. We'll discuss how fast you gave it up, what your salmon skin salad tastes (or smells) like, how loud you are, etc. More importantly, and probably a little more deserving of a "no homo, pause" preface, we also discuss the politics of skeet. What's acceptable and what's not. What's....

Caveman: Like the time Showrock had his di*k in that sock with a rubber band around it for comedic value?

Show: It wasn't gay cause you couldn't see it, and I was on the other side of the room....but yea, stuff like that.

Even funnier still, the discussion of skeet on this fine Saturday morning metamorphisized into a nostalgic conversation on the first time each of the said participants ever pitched a tent, fed the pigeons, charmed the anaconda, fired off some knuckle children, made a mayonnaise sandwich...



Tenderized the meat, raised the flag, etc.

C4: Yuck. We get the point.

Wja3: And now, a list of the most memorable quotes from these retards' retarded conversation.


Names have been omitted to keep you all from having to registered as perverts.


Skeet Story Quotes....

10. "Oh, everybody did that. Skeeting on the pages of Playboy just to see your skeet on her boobs."


9. "Why's it matter if the sock is clean or not???"


8. "I used to just go to town on it sometimes and not even care about it. It would end up on my stomach and stuff. "


7. "I remember actually rushing out the house and putting on one of those socks I had just used. It was still warm and wet."


6. "Hahahaha...You had Skeety toes....Webbed feet. Hahaha."


5. "Man, when you had those school snow days....watching the Spice channel through all the fuzz."


4. "I once had a wet dream while sleeping over at a girls house. I'm talking a lot of sticky, man goo. Talk about awkward. I should've beat off before coming over. Lol."


3. "Well, I guess I had a semi at first and then it just got too hard...and that's how I got my d**k stuck in the Gatorade bottle."





2. "You never , like, cut a hole in a stuffed animal? I couldn't find it one day so I cut a hole in my wrestling buddy. What do you mean which one? Why's it matter?"



1. "Dude you banged the Ultimate Warrior!!!!??"







DEAD. LMAO.

You can laugh, you know it was funny.

-SSNH.

2 comments:

khaki la'docker said...

that mayo sandwich made my throat itch.

Now, who got their meat stuck in a gatorade bottle?!?!?!?

LucyJuicy said...

ewww you had to use your skeety sock? what, were you like out of laundry money??