Mr. Mulatto here and I'll be the first to say it. DOUBLE STANDARDS DO EXIST...AND THEY SHOULD!!!
I'm not talking bout the 1990's Snoop dogg perms. Those were dope. LOL.
That being said, I'm finna (Down south word of the day) point out some other double standards that NEED to exist.
"Long Hair, Don't Care": The Blacks
We on the other hand, can make long hair sexier (pause) than it was in the Woodstock era. Maybe its cause ladies like Badboys and long hair signifies that? Maybe they just want something to pull during cunnilingus. Who knows? Actually, who cares? I just know I've got dreads and chick's dig it.
Dreads can even look corporate. FYI though. Braids must be cut in the workplace after a certain age or deterioration rate. General Rules: If you are past 25, your braids must be kept neat at all times. You are not allowed to wear an afro or puff ponytail on in between days and if a receding hairline, or thinning of said braids occurs. Cut immediately. If you are over 35, just cut the shits fam.
"Don't Sweat the Small Stuff": Whites.
Sweatpants are a versatile weapon in any woman's artillery, provided you are white. LOL.
Lets check it out.
Pretty self explanatory. You've seen them in college....or at least when you were watching college on TV from your 1 room efficiency. JK.
Upitty Rich Girls: Subsets include JAPS (Jewish American Princesses) and Trust Fund Babies
"I want a cutie with a booty in some Juicy" --Showrocka
Nigga. It has no collar. It is not a dress shirt.
Not to be confused with Chicks who give head. LOL.
STOP IT. IT's DISGUSTING.