Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Co Ed public bathrooms

You didn't think I would miss a day of blogging did you? Sheeeeiiiiittttt!!!! (See Pic Below). Lol.


I always wondered... Why are bathrooms always co-ed? I mean, like really... It's not like you're showering in a public restroom or anything and a miscellanious titty might pop out. Is America really afraid that all guys are perverts and will jerk off to the sounds of female bowel movements?




Maybe it's just because women sit down to pee and take forever. The patriarchy we call America put the Jamie Foxx hand "Skerrrrt-Nigga please" on that one. We ain't waitin for y'all hoes. Lol.

This being said, I think that the female male, seperate but equal dump-divide makes it a lot harder to do things like eat wings or tacos on a first date for fear you might have the khalua-coffee mud butt. It also, on the either hand, leaves the act of taking a dump or peeing in front of your boo as something sacred... To be cherished. Lol. If she pees with the door open, however, it because she's been to jail. Not cause she loves you.

I know it seems a little wierd but it definitely makes you think. I let a mean buffalo teryiaki explosive UPS brown and ninja turtle green fire water dump loose with a SIBE in the next room and my life is better for having done it. She now farts and pees in front of me. Ain't life grand. Lol.

Moral of the story is this:

People are quick to spread their legs or open their pigeon faced jaws and swallow the creamy child chowder of a man they just met yet cringe at the thought of taking a dump around him.

My oh my do we have our priorities slanted. Lol.



I'm just sayiiiiiiinnnn (Dream voice.)

1 comment:

Jerking off in the bathroom said...

Is America really afraid that all guys are perverts and will jerk off to the sounds of female bowel movements?

I would, but Im a sick individual. Kids, Im no role model.