C4: You mean proper like Alexander without the maliciously misplaced "Z"?
Show: Fuck you.
Anyways, here goes... For your viewing and reading pleasure.
The Business of Black Business.
Angry black woman: You claim this is a tongue and cheek blog designed to make light of the flaws apparent in all human beings, yet u constantly belittle the black community all the while shucking and jiving like those you make fun of.
Show: Wow. Those are big words for a black person. Jk. Seriously though, they are big words for a woman.
Tako: Get Her!!!!
Show: let me stop playin. Girl. Shut your Madea, aunt yahira ( not jemimah, cause she's half Spanish) looking ass up and read. You may learn something.
You see that? This is a nigga simeoultsneously texting on a blackberry and iPhone. Hood technology at it's best.
This, my friends, is good.
Quintisential hood shit happening amongst business transactions. It makes u feel at home, while making the employee look important... Or like he's got two phones cause he's gettin rice, peas and pum pum from someone other than his rass clot wife. Eh, na fi do.
This (see above) is bad. I'm talkin like bootleg lacefront wig, Michael Jackson, Chad Dawson, Trina bad.
This chick has got her head cocked, having a cellphone convo in my ear while trying to twist my dreads. I hate to say it, but this is some BLACK shit!!!
Let's ignore the fact that I was seen at 5:15 for a 4:30 appointment.
Oh wait, here she goes at 5:17. Time to feed her screaming 2 year old. Ugggggk.
Maybe I just have no sympathy...or maybe I just think that my dreads would get done quicker if the stylist weren't texting (yes u read that right), caring for child, or stopping to order beef stew and THEN taking a break to eat it!!!
Still, however, not as bad as the 3 generations of women at the bar smoking and drinking a margarita while pushing the stroller... I ain't never lie!!!
Granma, mommy, baby (Lloyd Banks Voice).
Nevertheless, I digress...
Back to the point.
People are quick to say, "Im not fuckin with black businesses" but when It comes down to it, it's not Black Business, it's Bad business.
Black Doctors offices don't act like that...and neither do chineese restaurants in the hood,catering to mainly masses of melanin marked mammals. Lol.
People call the Chinese chinks, yell at them and curse them to holy high hell while ordering their chicken wings, French fries and blunt wraps... What do the chinamen (lol) do? Take it and smile... Then take your money and smile some more.
Good business? Yea buddy. Ever heard of the hood chineese spot gettin robbed? Didn't think so.
Why then, is it that black businesses get such a bad rep?I'll tell u why. It's because black people are associated with being lazy, and lazy businesses have the worst track record.
I define a lazy business as not having a regular m-f schedule, and opening after 9, or closing before 4.
What do we have?
Contractors (plumbers, construction)
Barbers and beauty salons (opening at 10, closed wed or mon)
Tattooists (open at 12, closed Mondays).
P.S. Nappyheaded DEZO just got the same tattoo as rihana. SMH.
Show: Dont diss my cuz. It is gay tho, but only I can diss him. Back to the blog...
This being said, most under the table contractors are white ex-cons and drug abusers....most barbers and salons owners are black, and most tattoists are white or Hispanic. Guess everybody has a little "black" in them these days. Lmao.
Im not trying to get all preechy, im just sayingggg (dream voice).
Next time, don't say "I ain't fuckin with black business" just say, "Im not fuckin with these muthafuggas", cause let's be honest..some black businesses are aiiight. We need somebody to shine our shoes right?
And the Mexicans are too busy washing cars. Haha. Kidding.
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