Now...How you like them apples? Or should I say peaches. Lol.
Now let's get past the fact that we men want lezbo hoes, sorry... Alternate lifestyle women....to look like this....
We know it's not reality, but it sure is purrrrty. This being said, my problem isn't about being a lipstick lesbian (hot and girly) versus being a butch... The problem is as follows:
Tough lesbians stay acting like they can fu*k you up! !! Like damn son... You must've ate the last gangsta cookie from the gangsta cookie jar or something.
Yes your "girlfriend" is hot, but we ain't trying to steal her...she don't even like di*k!!
Still, these broadzillas walk around looking extra hard (pause) like they are better at being a man than you are!
You wouldn't like gay men walking around acting like they can suck better di*k than you, now would you?
It'd be a huge inconvenience for the prominent portion of the punani packing population if perpetrating pansies were buying up all the Victorias secret pastel panties in your size!!! Right?
I mean, trust, I'm a medium sized dude. OK, I'm lying, with growth hormones running rampant, I am the size of a "fit"woman. I can't get a medium sized hoodie because if you broads! Now I'm forced to buy oversized clothes like Kris Kross or Another Bad Creation (don't front like they weren't dope) back in 1992 or look like a "Kanye" wearing clothes smaller than the New Boyz. I may be a jerk, but I'll be damned if I let some skinny jeans tie me down!
C4: ummmmmmm... (pulls up pic on iPhone)
Show: why u bringing up old shit. That was Halloween. Lol.
Nevertheless, the point of the story is... I'd never hit a woman, but in a fair one, I'd fuck a lesbian chick up. Beat the brakes of her... Slap the sushi smelling slob out her mouth!!!
Y'all ain't tough!!!
Ok, maybe y'all are...
But just like I hope you women would win in a knob slobbin', booty shakin' or handjob competition, most men could whip a tough lesbians ass!!
I'm just sayyy-in. (Dream voice).
Gender roles exist not as a social construction but as an innate part of our DNA that makes sense. Quit messin with Jah's work before somebody gives y'all the business! Lmao.
Live from JFK and Vegas bound...
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