Monday, May 3, 2010

Showrock's Fables: Why I love and hate Muslims...

In today's news from around the world, the Nappyheadedbros are going to attempt to bring two stories to of which is hilariously ridiculous, the other which is not, but both of which will probably offend Muslims. Sucks to be them today. JK. Sucks to be them on other days too...they can't eat KFC's double down cause it has bacon. LOL. I kid, I kid.....

Check the first article which I have renamed ...

12-Play: The Muslim R-Kelly Story

(April 22) -- In a case that could spur the kingdom of Saudi Arabia to set minimum age limits for marriage, a girl who was wed at age 11 to an 80-year-old man has been granted a divorce.

In exchange for a dowry of about $22,000, the girl, now 12, was forced to marry her father's cousin last year. After the girl protested her marriage, her case generated interest in the foreign press, and the state-run Human Rights Commission agreed to represent her in court proceedings in the town of Buraidah.

In recent days, however, the girl and her family are said to have come to an agreement, allowing for a privately settled divorce...

Part of the difficulty in imposing marriage age restrictions in this strictly religious society is attributable to the fact that Islam's most revered figure, the Prophet Muhammad, himself wed a 9-year-old girl.

In January, however, Sheikh Abdullah al-Manie, a senior Saudi cleric, said Muhammad's 7th-century marriage could not be used as justification for today's child marriages, the Indian Express reported.

--David Knowles, AOL News

Whattttt!!!!!!!!! I'm really more upset about the fact that her father "hooked her up" with her uncle. I mean, I can see some perverted sexual deviant trickin out little girls, but for a father to do it to his own flesh of his flesh, blood of his blooooooood (DMX voice.) This is truly just sad and not funny at all. Well, its kinda funny, but wait for the explanation before you crucify me.

The only folger's crystals good to the last drop of comedy to be found within this tragedy is that they are really basing modern law and practice around what the Prophet Mohamed did hundreds of years ago....and people are buying this Hogwash!!! I mean really?

Muslim nigga: Muhammad had a 9 year old wifey, so....

Show: : No, No, No!!!! That was hundreds of years ago, and peoples life expectancies were capped at like 20. Even then I don't know if a 9 year old woulda been permissible, but Im sure he was given special treatment just cause he had the flyset edge up and was basically "that dude."

Tako: Yea like, dudes were sayin "Yeah, there go Mohamed again with them young jawns....pretty boy ass ninja" LOL.

Either way, the moral of the story is that if I were to base my whole entire view of Muslims on this instance, I would say "Musluims are some weird people with cool beards, but they be on some Bulllllshit. " LOL. But that's like an "OJ Simpson, If I did it" statement... LOL.

Case in point: people may judge the whole race based on your lay off the bullshit America.

On to the next (Jay-Z Voice.)

Booty Shakin like an Earthquake

(May 1st)--Women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes, an Iranian cleric says.

Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi, the acting Friday prayer leader in Tehran, said women should stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he explained.

Show: I see you girl....givin me them sexy Muslim eyes......

C4: STOP!!!!

Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

Mr Sediqi was delivering a televised sermon at the Tehran University campus mosque last Friday on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians when he warned of a "prevalence of degeneracy".

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.

'Disappoint God'

Correspondents say many young Iranians sometimes push the boundaries of how they can dress, showing hair under their headscarves or wearing tight-fitting clothes.

Mr Sediqi also described the violence following last year's disputed presidential election - the result of which prompted thousands of people to hold mass protests - as a "political earthquake".

"Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. So lets not disappoint God."

More than 25,000 people died when a powerful earthquake hit the ancient city of Bam in 2003.

Seismologists have warned that the capital, Tehran, is situated on a large number of tectonic fault lines and could be hit by a devastating earthquake soon.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said many of Tehran's 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

There are plans to build a purpose built new capital near Qom.

C4: Let me get this straight...they know the city's on a Fault line, yet still are trying to say that the earthquake's are the womens faults!!??

Wja3: Gangsta!
Tako: You never know...hoes are tryflin.
Show: I'm so glad we added Tako to the blog so I'm not the token ignorant guy.


I'm sure some people don't find this funny, but fuck it, I do. I love Muslims for this. It sucks to be a women affected by this culture, but in the end, its really no different than what America does on a daily basis.
Got a problem with someone? (i.e. Blacks, Muslims) or a people you want to control (see previous reference)? OK. Institute a longstanding system of institutional racism designed to blame all problems on them thereby creating a feeling of resentment amongst the populous. Think it doesn't work like this? Listen to a Republican speak about Barack or walk through an airport with a beard or Arabic last name.

Tako: and knowing is half the battle. Nigga you sound like the end of that G.I. Joe Cartoon. Always spittin knowledge. LOL.

I'm just sayin.

Maybe they had it right.....

Wanna control your hoes? Blame them for earthquakes. LOL. Jk.
--The Bros.


MW said...

This booty-quakin' nonsense is going to get all of you guys put on the death threat list. Again.

Epitome said...

Hoes cause natural (key word natural) disasters = Willie Lynch letters

Nick said...

Show, any chance you put a picture of Muhammad on the blog?

Also am I the only one who thinks it weird that you can't show a picture of Muhammad but can name your son that, if your son is just a complete dick wouldn't that be more disrespectful than a picture?

khaki la'docker said...

80 year old nuts aiming for 11 year old neice?!?!?!?

and she was worth 22,000?!?!?!?
that story is quite sick.

hmmmm.... hoes = natural disasters?
Im going to go out on a limb and state that the chicks rocking one piece Baby Phat outfits and Mardi Gras beads were not the cause of Katrina.