People don't care, or care to comment when we discuss pop culture and only want that unabashed nappyheaded viewpoint of things apparently unseen. What I mean by this is that I realize that you, the blog viewership, value my expert opinion on things we all see and are cognisant of, yet which only we can describe in such an eloquently ignorant and excessively reckless matter.
Lately we've been cheating you, in favor of easy posts. Today will be no such day.
The Facebook Divide: Five Types of people to hate on.
Regardless of what sub-group you're in, have once been in, etc. there's no denying that facebook is separated by semi-successful people and non-successful people. Lets be honest, Truly successful people (i.e Doctors and good lawyers) don't really have much time for facebook. They may post pictures of somebody's wedding or a school reunion, but that's it.
Facebook is mainly for people with desk jobs (aka I went to college so I don't have to bust my hump on my feet all day, but I didn't go for anything specialized so I'm not making six figures working 60 hour weeks) and Chickenheads on Blackberrys, Sidekicks and Iphones. Please Include any nigga over age 21 still worried about when the new Jordans come out in the Chickenhead group.
Being of the former category, I hate the fact that no matter how hard I try not to, I automatically judge people on facebook. I Tend to hate on those more successful or with an easier life, and throw up in my mouth reading about the "aint-shit" antics of the Internet savvy hoodrats and trailer-trashers. Case in point, Facebook has turned me into a passive aggressive hater...and these are the people that I, and probably you too, tend to hate on most. SMH.
The male equivalent: Brothas living at home with 50,000 cars and or money to pop bottles and go HAM!!!!
Lefleur: Sounds like summer of 2006!!!
C4: Nigga you were in this category a while ago.
Show: Yea, but now I'm broke paying back those Loans. Smh.
These are the worst. I know I can get some collective hate to back me up on this. Nobody gives a fu*k about your midterm, or how many papers you have to write...nigga you're 30!!! Get a fu*king job. Knowledge is power but goddamned....you must be looking like 50-Cent right now (pause)!!!!
Boo hoo hooo, my life is so hard. I wake up at 11:00 everyday and go to the library. I have to sit through so and so's 3 hour class. I have migraines from studying. Eat a dick. How about you try these things called "working," "not living at home" and "paying bills." I'm not even bringing the issue of raising kids into play, cause I have no desire to do that shit either. thats why I leave them with their Baby moms and refuse to call. KIDDING. F**ked up part is, I know a lot of dudes read that and were like "Word!!! I hear that." Yall aint shit.
If your status starts with "not enough niggas out there take care of their kids when they have a good woman...." or "niggas aint shit" then you are broadcasting your business to the social world in the most chickenhead-est of fashions.
If your status is a rap quote about "gettin paper", "stackin paper" or avoiding "haters," you are in this group, or dangerously close to falling into it.
If you only upload pictures of you taken by club photographers, put your sonogram on FB, or have a Heiny, Henny 'Rona (Lloyd Banks Voice) in every picture...then this one's for you (old Budweiser commercial voice.)
P.S. I never understood the "No Do-Rags in the Lord's house thing." What? You can't look fly for God? Nevertheless, I digress....