Monday, May 17, 2010

Every Milf is somebody's mom...unfortunately.

Sometimes people (ahem, Akira, Cough, cough) accuse the Bros of not being current enough with our discussions of current events.

Others (ahem, Lefleur, cough, cough) claim that Mr. Blogness Monster refuses to "blog" himself, in favor of pointing out the shortcomings of others.

This being said, both segments of readers should be content today as I have some news from this morning which indirectly correlates with me being forced to "blog" myself.

Sooooooooo. I'm sure everyone who doesn't live underneath a rock or some teenager's crusty jizz sock knows that the NBA playoffs are in full effect. Insert country music: "Where have the Lebron Meat Hoppers Gone" (Paula Cole voice.)

Oh yea, I forgot, they had to make way for the kobe meat hoppers.

Kobe: Yea son, I'm hang right here so you can hop my meat. Pause. I'm the new Jordan. Ahhhh.

Personal preferences aside (pause), i think its fair to say that in the last few games, Bron-Bron (Lebron James) Played like Shit. Why, might You ask? Because of his Cot damned mama!!! Well, that's the word on the street....but I aint one to gossip, so you aint heard it from me...



Article today from World Corespondents...

Lebron James’ name is on the spotlight once again. No, it’s not about how great basketball player he is nor about his current team Cleveland Cavaliers which suffered a loss in the Game 6 of the NBA Playoffs game. It’s all about his mom, Gloria James having a rumored affair with his fellow basketball player Delonte James [sic].

Show: I don't know if they're trying to be funny or just have bad editors, but it should say "Delonte West".

WJA3: I really hope this untrue. This is just wrong!!!


Show: He needs to whoop this dudes ass just like Reggie bush needs to whoop Ray J's ass for singing about Kim Kardasian..."I know she with Reggie Bush, but that used to be Ray J's Bush..." (Ray J Voice.)


Tako: That's what he gets for havin a 37 Year old Mom. Shawty get it in (Hov voice.)

C4: Unacceptable on so many levels....

Honestly, when I first heard about the issue, I was really shocked. Why on Earth will Delonte James have an affair with Gloria James? I mean what can he get from Lebron James’ mom? Gloria James is like a mother to Delonte James. Just look at the age difference between the two. Obviously, Gloria James is much older than Delonte West.


Show: No shit Sherlock.

Perhaps, this issue is one of the dirty tactics used against Lebron James to affect his performance in the basketball ring. Well, apparently, if this is the sole prupose of the one who made this issue, he is indeed successful in doing so since we have seen Lebron James’ performance in the Game 4, 5, and 6 of the NBA Playoffs to be deteriorating.


Nevertheless, if this is true, it’s really a shame for Delonte West. It’s an act of betrayal against his friend Lebron James. No words could explain the disrespect to his fellow team mate. To Gloria James, you have successfully raised your son to become one of the best and successful basketball player in the NBA. Please don’t drag his name to your selfishness. There are a lot of other guys out there aside from Delonte West.

Lebron: Where were you at last night son....?


This is fucked up, as no one, and I mean no one has the right to smash your mom!!! Not even your dad!! Its like, you know it happens, but you prefer to believe you were dropped off by the stork or she had you by immaculate conception.


Lefleur: Is that why you stopped yourself Mid-holla on Thursday night. Out with the story nigga...


Show: There is no story, (thank GOD) except for the fact that I played myself hard....



You see boys and Girls, Show-sho no homo was in a Bar getting it in like Lawrence Taylor does to underage girls..



C4: Stop...its still too soon....too soon....


Nevertheless, Show-sho was at a bar when a friend showed up with some pretty co-workers. Were they older than show? Yes. We're they still young enough to get it? You betcha.


So time goes by and Show starts chatting one up only to get into the concept of age...


Show: Age aint nothing but a number (Aliyah Voice...pause). Yada, yada.


Woman: I have a son your age...he's about to get married next month, etc.



Needless to say, I know the son, am invited to the wedding and Lefleur is in it. SMH.


I did what any cheapfaced 27 year old should have done...matter of fact, I did what Delonte West should've done. I said " Awwwww Sheeeeeit, let me stop talking to you before this ni**a come in here and f**k me up!!!!" Then, I switched the subject, gave mama a hug (no kiss....LOL) and got the hell outa dodge.


Moral of the story, you never know who you're gonna meet...just make sure its nobody's mom. LOL. And trust me...every Milf is somebody's mom. Aint that right Bron-bron???



--The Bros.

5 comments:

Akira said...

why does this article keep calling this kid Delonte James? lol.

Rock said...

I want to say "Bad editing on the part of their final review process" but would rather take it as ominous foreshadowing of what's to come. If you're smashin Lebron's mom "just to get a rep" (Guru voice) and end up married to her...you HAVE TO take her last name.

"you like that Bron-Bron?" --Clipse Voice

sunshinestar110 said...

If this is true which would explain alot about the Caves lost why in the hell did Gloria pick ole albino Delante West?!? With all the player to grab on this dude?! ewwwwwwwww...Do better Gloria do better!

nguyenh82 said...

too bad king james's mom is no MILF!!!

UglyCleanBroke87 said...

Co-sign with nguyenh82.

Sidenote: I'm sure I have officially secured my spot in hell for reading the Lawrence Taylor crack, laughing, re-reading it to make sure I read it right, and laughing a second time.