Friday, April 16, 2010

Show and The Nightclub Tranny.

WJA3: It started for me when I saw him in the Pink Leather....I mean, I didn't think he was....you know....but something was a little off. Like if you told me he smashed a tranny, I wouldn't be all that surprised.




C4: This Pic never gets old.



Tako: See I always knew Show through the studio. He was never one to be around mad chicks, but I assumed it was cause he was focused on making good music ...and getting drunk. He was always talking about his Porn/Rap side project "Smutrocka." But trannies? Even this was a surprise to me.





Enter the faint aroma of Jean Paul Gautier Le' Male mixed with cream scented Black and Mild as Show enters the room, dreads hanging like they almost did to the Jenna 6.


Show: All yall niggas in one room? Must be a Showrocka hate fest. What'd I miss?

Tako: Nothin yet "Tranny Bonaducci".


Lefleur (From the other room): Surprise !! They wanted the tranny story from someone who was there. Nigga you're hit!!!!!!


Taka Flocka Flame Presents Show's Tranny Activity



While not a regular Blogger, Lefleur is a childhood friend of Shows and official Nappyheaded associate and corespondent.


Tako: So what happened.



Lefleur: So it was New Years eve, maybe 5 years ago, and this was back before we decided that drunk driving was actually a deplorable crime.


Show: Being responsible and shit....so far this is accurate.


Lefleur: Shut up. So we had this tradition...We'd have to kill a bottle of Bacardi (Or Goose) between the house and the club (not drunk driving because you're drinking quick and wouldn't be drunk till you got there). To ensure this, we would throw the cap out the window once the bottle was opened. needless to say, we arrived feelin niceeeeeee (Loso voice.)



Tako: Is this when he started strokin Tranny meat? Giving a shemale a handjob through her applebottoms?


Lefleur: Nah. We waited in line as our boy Justin-credible somehow managed to walk right past the bouncers with a bottle of moet in his back pocket. LOL. The lines were long and crowded, yet when we tried that shit, we were promptly carded, frisked and eventually let in.


Tako: An then he sucked some titties while fondling cock?


Show: Tako, You are gay....and have Scabies...or AIDS.


Lefleur: After many a Hennessey on the rocks, (Show's old drink and ironically the only one not served in a plastic cup, thereby making him look important,) Show's non-dancin ass starts doing year old dances on the dancefloor.

C4: I'm convinced he's always a year behind because he learns and practices them on youtube.


Peezy (Via Cell phone) : The chicken dance!!!!!! LMAO


Lefleur: Enter a tall, curvaceous "woman" about 6 feet in heels in a tight fitting, white Kim Kardasian dress. Tall, not black but Puertorican, and scantily clad. Right up Show's Alley.


Tako: go on.....


Lefleur: Her drunk ass begins dancing on top of a chair in heels in a crowded club. Next thing you know, some nigga spending his rent money on coronas with lime bumps the chair and Smash!!!!!! 6 feet of titties, cherokee hair and nutsack all on the floor!!! Show goes to help "him" up before "he" gets trampled , and the "he-she" affectionately referred to as the Niggabitch proceeds to back that ass up on Show like he's part Juvenile. Ha.


Next thing you know, Show's got one of the he-she's legs in the air , freakin it!!! I'm talking sweat drippin, Show biting his lip, grinding his hips, all the while not realizing that while lifting "her" leg up, he basically put her nutsack on his forearm.


Show: See now you're just lying. It was like 10 seconds and a girl whispered in my ear "she's a man", and I bounced.


Lefleur: Anyways....sweat drippin, he reaches under the Kardasian dress as she's undoing his Guess belt he stole from C4, who stole it from Rolando. Then, while stroking her penis which he thinks is an oversized clit and biting on her neck like he was auditioning for Twilight New Moon, he realizes he's just given his first hand job and freaks out.....


We are all cracking up laughing by this point and had watched it all play out so he couldn't even deny it!!!!!


Show: It was 10 seconds of me helping her up, there was maybe about a half of song dance...that's it!! No handjobs, no ball sweat or lip biting, no kissing, no number exchanging. This is like a bad game of telephone. You guys want the real story????


Tako: I like this one.

C4: Nope.

Wja3: We just got it.



Leflur: Shoulda never told everybody the Henny Black and Asscrack Story.


Tako: And stay out my phone bitch!!


Wja3: You know she could've been lying about that psoriasis....did you get chcked out Tak?


Tako: FUCK!!!!


--The Bros

9 comments:

MW said...

The moral of the story is:

The next time you meet a transgender person who needs help, just punch shim right in their shis face instead! Don't let anyone question your heterosexuality again, and if they do, call them a faggot!

Being helpful and nice? Fag!
Using female pronouns to describe what is ostensibly male underneath? Fag!
Wearing so much goddamn pink? Double Fag!

P.S. We all know you had some smash-lust for this tranny, Showrocka Pullin'-on-Some-Manclit. Why else would you revisit the theme so many times on this blog? Maybe you can get Tako (whatever the fuck is ethnicity is) to bring one of his Thai ladyboy buddies to come over for a washy-washy show-and-tell-the-blogosphere session.

Rock said...

You do know that I almost vetoed this blog, right?

Whatever, I'm sticking to my guns. Manybe a hot post-op. Thats it.

You guys, excluding MW who likes Boy-pussy (LMAO), hav probably slept with a tranny and just don't know it. Word to Tucker Max.

Akira said...

This was great. Reads like the 45 minute mark of True Hollywood Story. When it all comes crashing down. A+

khaki la'docker said...

:gasp: my husband grinded on a lady boy?!? So, question, if you weren't trying to get with it, why would ole girl even tell u it was a man?? Hmmmm... I'm shocked. Lol

C4 da Blog Killah said...

Regardless, this still aint as bad as the unnamed homeboy who grinded on Show's frat bro like he was a chick at the toga party. THAT was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I couldnt get past the tight pink jacket smh was that mimis

Rock said...

The Jacket was Def. Not Mimi's...

It was very swagful.

NC17 said...

wooowwww i've read this twice and I'm going in for number 3. This shit is hilarious.

Elliott said...

lol I have never read something so gay, lmao.