Showrocka's Coon News of the Week
Club Damani has an arrangement with the Harambee Institute of Science and Technology Charter School which allowed it to operate as a club that served liquor during off hours.
The agreement came to light after WPVI-TV Channel 6 aired a segment on the school, showing liquor bottles strewn around the school, which serves 450 students.
The arrangement is under fire, because the charter school received over $3.5 million dollars in public funds.
Additionally, the liquor license the building operated in has been expired since 2008.
City Controller Alan Butkovitz told the Philadelphia Daily News that neighbors were outraged at the arrangement because of the noise from the club, which is located on N. 66th Street.
The club has until April 10 to obtain three needed business permits, or the city will shut the club down.
Dammmmmmmmn. When we told little Raekwon that he needed to join some school clubs, this is not what we had in mind!!!!! Only thing running through my mind though, was "hmmmm. What if nikkas were runnin a little shake jawn (strip club)? It may make it easier for single mothers to work AND drop their kids at school. Imagine it!! Deadbeat dads would start taking care of their kids and even attending parent teacher conferences.
A Perfect world! Strippers with educations and pensions!! Fathers taking care of their children!! Health care for all.
C4: Dream over. Come on nigga, we gotta gt Tako from the Train Station so he's not late for his court date.
Show: Riiiiight. No strip club heaven here. Just Good old New Haven, where there were 4 shootings last weekend. Damn. And it aint even hot out yet.
Wja3: Hey show, are your rims on your car?
Show: yeah. Why'd you ask that. Do you think.....
Show, Tako & C4: Ahhhhhh. (Enlightenment. )
Wja3: You've got it. The correlation between Rim season and violence is painfully all to existent. Rims are like sneakers for cars and as Huey from the Boondocks put it, "Nikes are like 100 dollar land mines" and catalysts for nigga moments.
P.S. Keep your kids off the pole and Philadelphia, we have to do better. You know damn fuckin well you can't be runnin no nightclub out of a school. I don't care if R-kelly and pleasure P were your primary investors...Its a bad idea. Funny tho.
Somebody get that nigga Michael Nutter on the phone....between this and him not declaring a State of emergency in PA for that dumb ass Mcnabb trade, I'm startin to think he's slippin.