Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Get at me Dog????
In today's Nappyheaded Chronicles of "WTF-Where they do that at-ness", read this story from the Associated Press:
SEATTLE — A convicted cocaine smuggler has been arrested for running what authorities say appears to be a bestiality farm in Washington state in which visitors could engage in all sorts of twisted sex acts with animals.
Douglas Spink was arrested at his ramshackle, heavily wooded compound near the Canadian border along with a 51-year-old tourist from Great Britain who is accused of having sex with three dogs.
Dozens of dogs, horses and pet mice were seized, along with what investigators described as thousands of images of bestiality and apparent child pornography. The mice were euthanized, said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo, whose office assisted federal agents in the case.
"This stuff is just truly bizarre," he said. "These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them."
It wasn't immediately clear whether other zoophilic tourists had been to Spink's farm, but Assistant U.S. Attorney Susan Roe said Friday, "I expect there may have been other people visiting the property."
Spink has not been charged with any bestiality or child porn charges at this point, only with violating the terms of his supervised release. Stephen Clarke of Peterborough, England, was arrested on state charges for allegedly abusing the dogs.
Go ahead niggas and nigettes...sit here and try to tell me that what Mike Vick Did was really that fucked up. Granted, you shouldn't be fighting dogs... but this? This shit right here nigga (Hov voice)???? This is out of control. I am Laughing my coca crisp colored ass off at the Vaselined mice with strings. Cruel? Yes. Funny as fuck? you bet.
Can you imagine getting busted for running trains on dogs? LMAO. Where do they do that at!!!!
For once, I think my satirically witty commentary may have been eclipsed by the sheer hilarity actual event being described! In jail they make child molesters feel like bitches, thereby getting their just desserts. What the fuck do you do to this dude though? Beats me (no homo).
I guess we just all have to agree that its a doggy dog world....where both "mice and men" truly get fucked. lol.
Let me lave you with a thought to ponder though, simply because I am a conspiracy theorist and Mike Vick Fan. He was jailed for a year for killing dogs which had been injured or maimed during the course of illegal dogfighting. Combine this with the fact that around the same time, Dante Stallworth, another football player with less money, was jailed 10 days for killing a man while driving drunk and high. This shows that the life of an animal is now being taken, at the very least, as seriously as human life. agreed? agreed.
Now, why is it that Vick gets a year for essentially euthanizing injured dogs, yet it is ok to euthanize these animals who were basically raped? Hmmm. Does "old boy the dog fucker" get charged with felony murder? Are we going to start euthanizing rape victims? Didnt think so.
Just something to think about.