Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Get at me Dog????

In today's Nappyheaded Chronicles of "WTF-Where they do that at-ness", read this story from the Associated Press:

SEATTLE — A convicted cocaine smuggler has been arrested for running what authorities say appears to be a bestiality farm in Washington state in which visitors could engage in all sorts of twisted sex acts with animals.

Douglas Spink was arrested at his ramshackle, heavily wooded compound near the Canadian border along with a 51-year-old tourist from Great Britain who is accused of having sex with three dogs.

Dozens of dogs, horses and pet mice were seized, along with what investigators described as thousands of images of bestiality and apparent child pornography. The mice were euthanized, said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo, whose office assisted federal agents in the case.

"This stuff is just truly bizarre," he said. "These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them."

It wasn't immediately clear whether other zoophilic tourists had been to Spink's farm, but Assistant U.S. Attorney Susan Roe said Friday, "I expect there may have been other people visiting the property."

Spink has not been charged with any bestiality or child porn charges at this point, only with violating the terms of his supervised release. Stephen Clarke of Peterborough, England, was arrested on state charges for allegedly abusing the dogs.

Go ahead niggas and nigettes...sit here and try to tell me that what Mike Vick Did was really that fucked up. Granted, you shouldn't be fighting dogs... but this? This shit right here nigga (Hov voice)???? This is out of control. I am Laughing my coca crisp colored ass off at the Vaselined mice with strings. Cruel? Yes. Funny as fuck? you bet.

Can you imagine getting busted for running trains on dogs? LMAO. Where do they do that at!!!!

For once, I think my satirically witty commentary may have been eclipsed by the sheer hilarity actual event being described! In jail they make child molesters feel like bitches, thereby getting their just desserts. What the fuck do you do to this dude though? Beats me (no homo).

I guess we just all have to agree that its a doggy dog world....where both "mice and men" truly get fucked. lol.

Let me lave you with a thought to ponder though, simply because I am a conspiracy theorist and Mike Vick Fan. He was jailed for a year for killing dogs which had been injured or maimed during the course of illegal dogfighting. Combine this with the fact that around the same time, Dante Stallworth, another football player with less money, was jailed 10 days for killing a man while driving drunk and high. This shows that the life of an animal is now being taken, at the very least, as seriously as human life. agreed? agreed.

Now, why is it that Vick gets a year for essentially euthanizing injured dogs, yet it is ok to euthanize these animals who were basically raped? Hmmm. Does "old boy the dog fucker" get charged with felony murder? Are we going to start euthanizing rape victims? Didnt think so.

Just something to think about.


SailorWifey said...

First that's just truly sick. I'm about as open-minded as you can get, but animal screwing...seriously???? why???? And do they muzzle the dogs first? I mean how is the animal ok with that...you know what? I don't even want to know

Lastly, that Vick ish got to me too, but I'm just going to agree with you cause I could write for days on that nonsense.

Nice Blog...I found it yesterday.

♥ SailorWifey

MW said...

Everyone knows mice give awful rim jobs. Why wouldn't this guy just use salad-tossing ferrets instead?

What is this world coming to when you can't get a good rodent rusty trombone! SMH all over the place on this once.

A2K-10 Virus said...

'C'mon Son. Getthefuckouttaherewitthatbullshit.'

I heard about homosexual males and gerbils, but vasolined up mice? Not speakin from personal experience but Shea Butter probably would have been less occlusive than petroleum jelly. Sorry that's the pharm-ass-ist in me. (No homo-logous)

Rock, my mans, wtf? I'm surprised you didn't delve into the funny and tumultuous descent (or ascent for that matter) from failed cocaine addict to Beastial Service Health care Provider!

Personally, I could have written a blog about just the funny idiosyncrasies in bedded in that aspect of the story.


In taking my last pharmacy final ever (and final at P-I-Dub-T) tomorrow afternoon

A2K-10 Virus
The generic version of Valtrex

Rock said...

Congrats @ A2-K10. Education is as fundamental as choosing a C cup over an A.

Yea, I know I could've gone in (PAUSE) with this story but wasnt really feelin up to it. Couldn't let the story pass by though. Too funny. Like really? Most people make the transition from drug dealer to casual usr to Tyrone biggums....But to a mice fucker?

Dude must've watched ben one too many times or got molested at Chuckie Cheese. Told you about leaving your little boys at the "Mickey Mouse Club." LMAO.

Ms. Behaving said...

Damn...just when I thought I had heard/read/seen it all. ::shakin my head::

UglyCleanBroke87 said...

How is it even possible to copulate with a mouse? Wait, nobody answer that. There are some things in life I prefer not to comprehend.

forever.original said...

I didnt know it was possible to have sex with a mouse. Like, ... geez. They aint but sooo big. Thats so sad. and Horses??? thats, ..... like.... I cant picture that. Aint a horse dick like huge... they got porn sites that have ppl fucking animals and i remember my homegirl was watching a girl have sex with a horse. That shit was nasty and then.... ughhhh jux..... ugghhhh.. thinking about it makes my head spends cuz that shit was nasty looking.

Did those girls get arrested for having sex with them???

and i heard if u had a kid by a dog they come out looking like one. Come on now, if u fuck a dog and u get pregnant by a dog why would u keep that. I dont even think they would even survive that long. lol. I can think about that.

A dog shaped face, talking, and flappy ears. *knocks on wood*