Monday, March 1, 2010

Showrocka Flocka Flame's Ugly Girls

I'd be lying if I said I was in a blogging mood right now.


I'd also be lying if I said breast size has no correlation with how many dates a girl will go on by age eighteen...especially if shes's ugly.

Here's what women think of themselves...



Scenario # 1:
Scenario # 2:


Here's what they come out of the house looking like as a result...


Here's the reaction that we all make in our heads....


Then we forget what our brains are telling us and the alcohol kicks in....





The beer goggles fade and you wake up...



And that's pretty much it.


To answer a readers question as to why "sexy guys (pause) end up with unattractive females", I say this. Pretty girls, so used to moderately average looking guys telling them they are the prettiest girl in the world, begin to actually believe their own hype. They, in a sense, believe they are Beyonce and soon gain a false sense of entitlement, thereby acting uglier than Precious holding a picture of T.I.'s wife.


I don't know about you fellas, but I'd much rather have a ugly down to earth girl than a pretty one who's stuck up!!


Just Kidding.


May God bestow upon me and you all a plethora of pretty women in clothes that fit everywhere except around the breast area. Lord please give me the strength to deal with these pretty girls' ugly attitudes, because...come on son..., I'm not gonna start dating ugly bi*ches.


--Show Rocka Flocka Flame (Pause.)

Oh Let's Do it.

4 comments:

Rock said...

I really wish Khaki would write a blog today. I need someone to make me laugh.

khaki said...

I dont like you...

the end.

khaki said...

Ok, im back. I do like you and thats why I come here to read this... this... *searching for SAT prep word that only Rock would know what it meant but comes up with nothing* crazy ass blog! what is wrong with you?????!?!?!?!? LOL

I know there's a Weight Watchers meeting somewhere in America with a special Wednesday agenda to kick your ass.

Cie said...

did you really curse in your prayer to the Lord??

LOL