The other day, for instance, a friend posted a Facebook status that read like this:
"Oh My God, my hair is addicted to Perm. I'm sitting in front of the beauty supply store in my car wondering whether or not i should perm my hair....i have to join a 12 step program."
"I don't see the debate at all. Perms are God's way of correcting whatever he messed up when creating black folk's hair. Better fried than Bohemianly nappy."
Yes baby yes!!!! Love the skin you're in, but a perm aint never hurt nobody!!!!!!!!
Start your little babies out early too!! says the Nappy headed Misogynist. LOL.
Apparently her friends thought this was racist, reckless, inappropriate and the like. Guess they won't be reading this "tongue and cheek" blog...and probably have Anthony Hamilton esque afros with the jill scott physique and a Music Soul Child eye.
That being said,in case you couldn't notice...I'm back to being unapologetically gangsta. Try to snatch my chain and I'll shank Ya.
Show-Sho's Home. Usher voice. No homo.
Oriental (can I still say that?) Ass Whoopin
I hope you enjoyed C4 and Wja3's chronicles of niggas getting their asses whipped for just cause, but you must understand that there is no way in hell I'm not gonna give my two cents on what I think is the funniest you tube video I've seen all year.
What have we learned from C4's previous post, Wja3's precursory tale against violence and this video? We've learned that black folks haven't learned a damn thing!!!
Somewhere, a long time ago, in a land far away, someone came up with the notion that all black people could beat up all white people, provided they were all the same size. While it made sense at the time, as black people were physically fit and muscular slaves while their white counterparts were fat, lazy aristocrats, it was by no means a philosophy we should've ran with. Too many outliers.
What about white boys from the hood and black dudes from the suburbs ? What about ALL the niggas we grew up watching on WWF wrestling?...yea nigga WWF not WWE. Case in point, we should've revisited this theory in contemporary times.
Too late for the lady in the video. She's lucky she didn't get jumped, being in Chinatown and all.
Her error, however, lies not in her choosing to desegregate a chinatown bus, but in not assuming the same thing most black people assume about the Chinese,which is this: Unless they are carrying a Giant camera and wearing a Hawaiian tourist shirt, they probably know karate. This woman didnt know karate, but she still whipped that crackhead lookin', loud mouthed black lady's ass.
Lesson learned. Hopefully.
Live, Life, aint no love here.
Oh, you wanted more commentary? Well I want every girl in the world to have a nice rack. I also a roll of toilet paper made out of petrified nazi skin. That'll teach those fuckers.
Death to all racists, bigots and the director of the Young Money "Girl I got you" video. Ughhhh. This is worse than Ray J and Game's "Pussy Fight" song.
Chuckee looks like Lil Weezy had a baby with Bushwick Bill and a frog. Twist looks like Grace Jones. LMAO.