Now let's recap the main turning points in this hilariously violently disturbing episode.
1. Old white guy (age 67) in "I Am A Motherfucker" tee shirt talks about some black person shining shoes, younger (but not that much younger, age 50, still wearing cornrows) black guy takes offense.
2. Black guy gets ornery, white guy responds but ultimately decides to back down, even moving to another part of the bus.
3. Chickenheads hype up black guy, who continues to talk shit from afar.
4. At behest of chickenheads black guy assaults white guy, punching him in the face.
5. White guy proceeds to beat the devil out of black guy, whaling on him like Elin Woods with a golf club, then leaves bus.
6. Chickenheads now mock black guy while pretending to show concern.
My favorite part is when talking about the shoe-shining, the white guy goes, "it doesn't have to be a black guy it could be anyone. It could be a chinaman." This is the kind of statement of the relatively harmless, old-school absent-minded prejudiced person who says racist shit without even really knowing it. And really, if they're gray-haired and riding the bus with you, you might as well let it slide cuz it's not like he's denying you a job, right? Why go out of your way to aggressively prove your point?
And this is why you don't let random people, ESPECIALLY women, hype you you up to fight somebody, ESPECIALLY when that person initially backs down. See bros and sistas, in the hood it's a common and widely known philosophy of never back down from anybody, to gain respect. But those who really know how to whoop ass who tend to not wanna engage in such activities, because they don't want to go to jail for killing your fool ass over some BS. Remember Enter The Dragon, when Bruce Lee vowed to never fight again, until he was absolutely forced to do it? You saw what happened next. He was sparing cats the punishment of having f"""d with him. The guy even turned around and said before leaving the bus, still riled up and maybe even disturbed by his accomplishment, "I told him not to fuck with me." Sounds like fair warning to me.
But no. He had to listen to them no-good chickenheads talking about, "whoop his ass!" That nigga literally went out of his way to get his ass whooped. All the signs were there. Guy might've been old, but he was BIG. Physics son. Physics. Like my boy Trash said, "He's an old white Vietnam veteran. Of course he's racist. And he's got crazy combat skills and big bear hands."
But of course, in nigga moments niggas don't think. They just listen to other niggas. Niggas who don't care about their well-being, they just wanna be entertained. And them niggas got what they wanted. A sensational ass-whooping. To their surprise and delight it was not the ass-whooping they planned to see, but you can hear the thinly veiled coontastic glee in the voice of the bitch going, "Ooh you leaking!" So foul. Not as foul as the Smoky from Friday "you got knocked the fuck out" moment when she turned the camera herself, but foul nonetheless.
She knew it too, following it up with the stupid question of the year,
"Are you alright?"
"No, I need an ambulance."
Yeah. And a literal crash-course education in bus convo etiquette, free of charge, stupid. Don't you know that the smallest percentage of tame timid white people ride the bus? Think about it. How many crazy black people ride buses? The white people sharing these same buses, if not handicapped, are at the very least, braver than average. Nigga was lucky it wasn't an axe murderer he stepped to. You'll notice I've used the n-word a lot in this post. I've found it a necessary and accurate descriptive word for the context and character of person I'm describing. No John Mayer. Lol sike you know I got no beef with John Mayer. Especially not if he knows this guy from the bus, LOL!
C4 2 Ya Door, more polite than ever before.