Please read this carefully as your own Nappyheaded sleuth snatched it right off the associated press newswire in it's entirety... Smh!!!
(March 7) -- At least six women in New Jersey who hoped to plump up their backsides have ended up hospitalized with infections, after a bogus doctor injected their derrieres with a mixture of silicone, petroleum jelly and, perhaps most hazardous, household caulk.
New Jersey health officials said the dangerous mixture had seriously damaging effects.
"What we've been hearing from the hospitals is that these women are presented with deep tissue infections and skin infections," New Jersey Health Department epidemiologist Dr. Tina Tan told the New York Post. "Abscesses form in some cases."
According to the Post report, health officials in New Jersey have warned New York authorities about the phony doctor, who could face criminal charges of practicing medicine without a license. The person reportedly "treated" women from hospitals in New Jersey.
Not only did the women suffer health setbacks in their attempt to gain shapely bottoms, the botched butt enhancements allegedly left them disfigured. A hospital source told the Post their backsides are so cratered and lumpy, they resemble "moonscapes."
Where they do that at!?
I swear, ever since the first Popeyes chicken franchise opened up in the hood, niggas been trying to get hookups. I swear... Y'all women need to love what ya got and learn to work with it! (unless you're an A cup, then it's worth the risk. Lol.)
Seriously though? I blame Kim Kardasian for this, which ultimately makes this Ray J's fault. Let me explain.
Kimmy K aka the new spokeswoman for the "new phenomenon" of white women with ass basically made thick girl attributes immensely popular by giving them "crossover appeal." ( sorta how Tiger got Niggas watching golf and Eminem got white people embracing hip hop.)
Before her, black girls with ass were revered by men yet shunned by their hating ass female counterparts, forced to wear the stigma like a KRS 1 sized, wide ass nigger nose built for smelling watermelons. Too much? I kid,I kid...
Moral of the story, ass was a black girl thang (like the Janet Jackson Poetic justice extensions or putting vasoline on your face before a fight) until it caught on in Hollywood.
Even when J-lo emerged as queen of the "donks", it still seemed like a womanly burden rather than a dookie shooting gold mine. Black girls refused to praise the tremendo culo under the "it's probably fat from all that arroz con frijoles", the "that must be where they keep all those kids," and "ricans ain't no better than us" mentalities.
Then a white girl copped an ass.
Now errrrrything changes, like when them bitches made cigarettes sexy back in the 1920's with cigarette holders. Enter the era of white girls wanting black girl features (I.e Trina booties and plumped lips!) smh.
I ain't mad at em tho. It makes for better interracial "bumping of uglies" all the while keeping the important stuff in tact... (I.e white People's good credit!!! Haha.
What? We need someone to register our cars for us, and Maria de la Cruz torres gonzales rodriguez sure ain't doing it!!!
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