Tuesday, February 9, 2010

And she Says Daddy's Home.....








Awwwww. Looking at the above picture of Usher and aptly titled "Daddy's Home" single, one would be primed for a wholesome ballad about the joys of fatherhood and triumphantly returning to ones abode after being away from ones family for far too long.




Those with 60 + hour work weeks, men in the military and those returning from incarceration can all relate. What a refreshing breath of fresh air from the radio smut and pre-packaged pre-pubescent sex peddled by multimedia conglomerates. Oh wait...That's not what this song is about? But he's holding a baby on the cover...The song is about what??!!! What (Lil Jon Voice)!!!???




Now I pride myself on being the link between black and white culture, just as my alter ego Mr. Mulatto has taught me, so I find it absolutely necessary to bring this R & B song to the attention to all white people who don't listen to hip hop radio stations. While the song is Titled "Daddy's Home", the message centers around women calling their men "Daddy" and waiting for them to come home like horny sex starved teens. Shout out to my Anonymous friend who is in his late twenties dating a 19 year old who calls him daddy. LOL.




Think I'm over exaggerating? Read an excerpt from the chorus:


And I won’t knock or ring no bells
You just float that bottom up in the air
I’ll get you hot, I know you oh so well
And when I walk in all that I wanna hear

[Chorus]
Is you say Daddy’s home, home for me
And I know you’ve been waiting for this love in your day
You know your daddy’s home (daddy’s home), and it’s time to play (so it’s time to play)


So you ain’t got to give my loving away
So all my ladies say hey hey hey daddy
Hey hey hey daddy
So all my ladies say hey hey hey daddy
Hey hey hey daddy




Daddy's Home, Its time to play???!!! Really Usher? Really??




Now Don't get me wrong, I love it when Spanish girls call me Papi, but think that a girl calling you "Daddy" is just plain creepy.




Does that make me racist? LOL.



Tongue and cheek humor guys...roll with it.



LOL. Whatever. I get it. You call him Daddy cause he brings home the bacon...he makes you feel safe...he puts you to sleep (eww). That doesn't make it any less creepy. I know hood chicks love to use the word "Daddy" as a term of endearment for their boo...it makes him feel big and strong (pause.) How do I know? I'm FROM THE HOOD!!! Also, it is STILL CREEPY!!!



What happens when girls who got molested by family members or were victims of paternal incest hear this song? Oh god....can you imagine the horror? Worse still, imagine the Dad's still engaging in such behavior while the little girl's mother turns on hot 93.7 in the morning and starts jammin to this song trying to understand the terrified look on little Angela's face?





I'm really gonna need yall grown ass women (and if you smoke, have a tattoo, live on your own or have a baby, your ass is grown!!), to stop calling your man "Daddy." You wanna get spanked or whipped? Fine. Call him Massa. You just want his money? Call him Flavor Flav. Lol. Point of the matter is, stop this daddy shit, before we start calling you mommy (not mami) and demanding you pop your titty out and serve us milk. LOL. As a matter of fact, you can wash our clothes, do the dishes and powder our assess (no homo) when necessary. Oh, sounds creepy now doesn't it. LMAO.


Dead.


Live, Love, the Mami's and the Mommys (LOL)

----S.S.N.H.

8 comments:

A2K-10 Virus said...

"I got a man named Daryll. He said, 'Yo Ced, errbody call me Delicious. You can just call me Delicious.' I'm a grown ass man, dawg. Ain't no way I'm getting to call no dude Delicious! Say he down the street, 'Hey yo DELICIOUS! DELICIOUS! Aye, hold up D.'"-Cedric The Entertainer

A2K-10 Virus
Spreadin like OMAR through ya hood (pause, he gay).

Anonymous said...

When is C4 going to make another entry? He's started post as little as that WJA3 guy. Tell C4 to get on his job.

-The Streets

khaki said...

LMAO...
Feel the same way. I would never call a dude back if he asked that I call him daddy. Reminds me of this guy that used to text me and call me "mommy" instead of "mami". He wasnt even hispanic... SMH.

Rock said...

Word. Hear that C4? The Streets is [sic] talking. They're tired of Show-sho's 1 sided Nappyheaded rants and odes to Snooki. They need that New-new...and I need some sleep.

Rock said...

LOL @ Khaki and that dude callin her mommy. Maybe he had an Oedipus Complex.

The Imperial WJA3 said...
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The Imperial WJA3 said...

I wasn't going to comment on today's entry, but I saw khaki did so I did too. That is all.

Danika-jean said...

hey pullen