Wednesday, January 20, 2010

At least the Girl He Peed on was 15...

There really aren't that many things in life that are so far on the degenerate scale that even I am appalled and disgusted by them. Please don't kill me for this one Jesus. LOL.

Midget porn, binge drinking, Trannies's pretty much whatever. To each his own.
That R.Kelly thing? In retrospect...It really wasn't that bad.

Sure he hooked up with a teenie bopper and gave her the Golden arches like McDonald's, but at least she was developed and had full grown woman parts. This does not mean I'm co-signing that shit, by the way, just setting a gauge for how bad this Shane Sparks Situation is.

For those of you unfamiliar with Shane Sparks, this dude is the celebrity choreogrepher / judge for the MTV show, America's Best Dance Crew. You know? The show with the Breakdancing Asians and Jabawockeez.

Attached below is the actual article I found online. Yes boys and girls (sounds creepy now), apparently Shane's Interest is sparked by more than just pop-locking Asians. Allegedly, he likes little girls without big girl parts. Feel free to burn in hell light skind-ed bastard.

C4: Why he gotta be light-skinned tho?! Damn. The Bros hate Pedo's and we put them on blast Chris Hansen Style (Google "To Catch a Predator." Awesome show. )

C4: Now I know there's a thin line between delicious and lascivious, cuz dammit we keep it 100 on this blog! We'd do a college freshman chick, in her first semester, as long as she's sexy. Well, do you really think she just arrived on campus and suddenly was sexy? Maybe. But more likely, she's looked like that for over 5 months. You know, 5 months ago when she was in high school. But you wouldn't do her 5 months ago, because that's illegal, and you don't want to go to jail and become someone's girlfriend. But five years ago? That's sick. Yulgch! Showrock: (Pusha T voice).

Technically a child is frowned upon. I wouldn't do it, or even allow myself the absent boner behind a 17-year-old. And that's on a TECHNICALITY! With dis coon, we're talking about PHYSICALLY a child. You deserve what you get, loser...

The pleasure is all gone Pt. 2 (More celeb child molesters?)

Celebrity choreographer on Fox’s popular reality dance competition “So You Think You Can Dance” and MTV's “America's Best Dance Crew" judge, Shane Sparks, was arrested Friday morning at his Hollywood home on felony charges of child molestation.

Shane, whose government name is Melvin Sparks, was charged with six felony counts of committing a lewd act on a child under the age 14, incidents which allegedly occurred between 1994 and 1997. He was also charged with two counts of oral copulation of a child under the age 16, which is said to have occured between 1995 and 1997. The report concludes that the acts were "with the intent of arousing, appealing to, and gratifying the lust, passions and sexual desires of the said defendant and the said child."

KTTV Fox News 11 in Los Angeles reported that the Emmy nominated dancer/choreographer, who is now 40 years old, is said to have met the alleged victim, who is rumored to be 10 years his junior, at Millennium Dance Complex in Los Angeles where the child was one of Shane's students.

He is currently being held on $590,000 bail. No comment has been made on the arrest from Shane or any representatives on his behalf.

There's really nothing funny about diddling children. Well, that's kind of a lie. If Diddy did it, it would be a little funnier just to see a headline like Diddy the Diddler...or something like that. Moral of the story is, this is America and the Bros support a lot of things that may even be considered immoral or illegal....but this shit right here my ninja? Not OK. Go ahead, indulge in your sexual deviancy...just not with our kids.

I dont know about yall, but I damn sure aint watchin the show if he's still on it. I will, however, still buy R-Kelly CD's. What they both did was wrong...but sheiiiiit, ni**a...only R-Kelly gets an "R-Kelly Pass. " LMAO.

C4: Fa real fa real tho, you can't expect impunity from some egregious shit like this and not have a "Step In The Name Of Love" ready to appease the bloodthirsty masses.

Live, Love, Hate child predators.



MW said...

I'm sure very few well-to-do people (and plenty of riff-raff like the readers of this blog!) would defend sex between an adult and a child, whether it's with or without the child's consent (let's face it, there are some slutty 14-year old girls getting their insides seeded with every willing cock). But, our perceptions are shaped largely by the law, filtered through the lens of accepted propriety.

As you guys mentioned, a perfectly mature-enough 17-year old with the body of a barely-legal 18-year old is really no different from the latter. Yet, we are trained to revile those who would fuck around with the slutty senior in high school (who probably has had more sex than some of our late-20s friends), and at worst shake our heads (and at best, applaud) at someone who snagged a college fresh(wo)man.

Still, I admit to pulling some sleaze off by "waiting out" someone's 18th birthday, and jumping at the opportunity to wish them a happy-birthday-now-let's-fuck. Nothing technically wrong there, right?

If you ever need to ask yourself "is this rape?", then you probably should abandon the tried-and-patently-untrue adage about grass on the ballfield (no homo).

In conclusion, pissing on your lover should ideally be a degrading act between two consenting above-eighteeners who have ceased to enjoy eating their metaphorical vanilla bean ice cream.

...This post was about water sports, right? Shit, I'm all lost now.

Have a golden day.

Rock said...

The only person who could've said it better was Riley from the Boondocks during his R-Kelly speech.

"If she didn't wanna get peed on, she shoulda stepped out the way. Thats what I woulda did."

Also, FYI Wizz, K-Man is dating a 19 year old. You would be Proud.

I hope he doesn't pee on her. LOL