Sometimes I'm clever, sometimes I'm hilarious, and other times I just whip my meat out on the computer and see if I can make it type by plucking my balls as hard as I can.
Today's one of those days where I'll do none of these things> I'm just gonna bring you some nonsencical news about Louis Vuitton pigs. Mami I want one...and I want it now (Bianca from Willy Wonka Voice).
Oww Owww. I mean, Oink Oinkkkkkkkk. Gimmie that Bacon !! (Plies voice).
September 4th, 2008: The Shanghaiist
This pair of pigs tattooed with Louis Vuitton logos will be on exhibition Monday at the Shanghai Contemporary Art Fair together with eight other tattooed pigs.
They're the unconventional works of Belgian conceptual artist Wim Delvoye who just sold a tattoo on the back of a Swiss man which depicts the Virgin Mary with a lifeless skull (click for image) for a record €150,000. The extraordinary transaction allows for the 35-hour work to be removed from the bearer's skin upon death and handed over to the buyer. The tattoo will also be on exhibition in Shanghai — attached to the man we assume.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Let me rephrase that. What the F**k is wrong with these Orientals?? Oh, I can't say that? Fine. What is wrong with these Asians. It's not like I said chink. Sheeesh (Juelz Santana Voice.)
I swear if these Chiggas weren't so good at making pork fried rice or hooking shit up with the inafmous "saltpeppaketchup", I wouldn't know what to do with them. Kidding. This is actually the japanese anyway...and I love karate and sushi. LOL.
The point of the matter is this....this shit right here my coon, is unacceptible!!! Tattooing pigs.
C4: Look my nigga. The article clearly says the artist is Belgian, and Shanghi is not in Japan. Coon. Stop being racist.
Show: I ain't racist. I love Sailor moon.
So my partner and crime "Caveman" and I were definitely having a conversation last week about this exact type of tomfoolery. Tattooing animals. That's right, Showrock the avid Mike Vick supporter (Go E-A-G-L-E-S!!) was against this type of cruelty while my primal (no homo) neandrethal homie was all for tattoing a shaved cat with gucci print just to be "baller" or "pimp." Just when I thought our nonsensical conversation had been eclipsed by the apparent illegality of it all, I run into this shit!!!!
Leave it up to the baby eating Asians. (See last weeks post for details on cannibalism.)
The pigs were banned from the art show. Had they been alive, the artist would be in jail listening to Gucci Mane and lil weezy taking turns screaming from anal rape. Yaaaaahhhhh (Gucci Voice.)
Live, Love, Swine!!!!