I hate to use God and Fuck in the same sentence, unless I'm saying Goddamn those titties are big as Fuck, but I have to say it today...OH MY FUCKING GOD! The world has gone mad. Yes, the same man who was talking about eating human meat 2 days ago has been thoroughly repulsed and appalled a la vez (at the same time.) That's right, our 200th post was supposed to be a monumentally epic scribe called "Ask the Bros" where we answer reader questions, but this....this shit right here nigga?? (Hov Voice) Trumps everything in the upper echelons of Coon-dom, majestic niggotry and Hogwash Tomfoolery .
Niggas started making Obama Ecstasy Pills.
See this some ol' bullshit! I can see Bill O'Reilly (aka Mein Fuhror) right now, in some RIDICULOUS segment about how Obama is trying to corrupt our youth, and how we're a nation run amok with no morals, yadda yadda yadda vote for Sarah Palin. Unacceptable.
There you have it. I could just leave it at that, but hells bells naw!! I gotta finish speaking out on this Tomfoolery.
Looking at this for what it truly is, we can see that its much more than a funny looking drug or some idiots belief that black people actually want to do drugs that look like their president. In the end this actually serves as proof of something more vile, dangerous and omniprevilent. Drug dealers are getting smarter and smarter, and this, my friends, is no more than a display of viral marketing strategy and capitalism at its finest.
What then are we to do about our youth, or adolescents, smart enough to devise such ingenious plans like novelty flavored and shaped drugs yet driven to crime? Tell them to focus on living for experiences and spiritual fulfillment rather than cold hard cash, because as evidenced by current trends...crime pays, and regular college degrees do not. Bitches.
Or at least find out their names and get them internships at top ad agencies, cuz their marketing strategy is brilliantly evil and sinister. In other words, The American Way. -C4
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Breaking News: The NappyHeaded Bros regret to inform you that C4 is unable to sign off at this time due to an acute, some say presidential case of the munchies, shortly after reportedly being seen in the presence of President O-bong-a. His fingers are allegdly covered in Cheetos and brownie residue, and unable to grace a keyboard.