Thursday, December 3, 2009

Obama Ecstasy Tablets!!!!

I hate to use God and Fuck in the same sentence, unless I'm saying Goddamn those titties are big as Fuck, but I have to say it today...OH MY FUCKING GOD! The world has gone mad. Yes, the same man who was talking about eating human meat 2 days ago has been thoroughly repulsed and appalled a la vez (at the same time.) That's right, our 200th post was supposed to be a monumentally epic scribe called "Ask the Bros" where we answer reader questions, but this....this shit right here nigga?? (Hov Voice) Trumps everything in the upper echelons of Coon-dom, majestic niggotry and Hogwash Tomfoolery .

Niggas started making Obama Ecstasy Pills.




Actually, I really hope its not niggas, Indians, regular educated black folk, Mexicans, or anyone else even close to "brown" getting involved with this shit. It's just wrong!!

Forget the fact that they made old boy's haircut look like a Muslim kufi, these pills are unmistakably Obama. The question is, who the hell were they trying to market these gangsta ass Flintstone vitamins to other than non-Republicans? I can hear the dealer now...

Pusher: Tired of regular weed...sick of crack? It's time for a change!!!

Pusher: "I got that Haze, that Piff, That Obama!!!..."

Show: Presidential Kush?

C4: Fuck yeah! I would love some Oval Herb to smoke out of my homeboy's President O-bong-a.

Show: Pause. No McCain. 

Pusher: Nah. Better. That Obama Extasy my dude. Have you feeling right...freaky than a muthasucka.

Show: Excuse me. Are you suggesting that I get off to the image of a man.

C4: Pause. No George Michael.

Show: A man who just so happens to be the 44th President of the United States. A man who's broken unimaginable boundaries to become the first colored leader of the greatest nation in the world. 

Show: Are you suggesting I pop (eww) and swallow him (pause) with a glass of water, then proceed to touch my face like some homosexual retard? Smh.

C4: Cuz that ain't no change I can believe in.

Show: That my friend, is not ok. It's gay and it's just wrong.

C4: No we can't.


Obama jesus pieces are one thing.

We even tolerated Obama uptowns (Air Force Ones) and Jordans.

Obama Cologne...stunk...as did the Obama chia pet. We, however, tolerated it.

Obama Mixtapes were foolish enough to still be funny.

Obama hoodies keep us warm while reminding America that even the president can't stop niggas from being Niggas.

But This!!! This Shit Here!!!!!! Awwwwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnnnnnn.

Just so you don't think I'm making this up or grabbed it from a variety site, I'm going to inform you that this came directly from CBS news...you know, the same well respected site where you can also check your fantasy football. Check the full article below.

PALMVIEW, Texas (CBS/AP) :

President Barack Obama's approval rating may be hovering in the 50 percent range, but that doesn't mean America's Commander-in-Chief isn’t catching on with new constituents.

There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets.

Ecstasy is known for a sense of elation, diminished feelings of fear and anxiety, and ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others.

Perhaps a good Election Day strategy to get out the vote?

A stash of the brightly colored tablets was found Monday during a south Texas traffic stop.

Police in Palmview detained a driver after finding black tar heroin, cocaine, marijuana and several Ecstasy pills in the back of his car.

The drugs look like a "vitamin for kids," police spokesman Lenny Sanchez said.


Ten Million Strooooong, and Rolling!

See this some ol' bullshit! I can see Bill O'Reilly (aka Mein Fuhror) right now, in some RIDICULOUS segment about how Obama is trying to corrupt our youth, and how we're a nation run amok with no morals, yadda yadda yadda vote for Sarah Palin. Unacceptable.

There you have it. I could just leave it at that, but hells bells naw!! I gotta finish speaking out on this Tomfoolery.



Looking at this for what it truly is, we can see that its much more than a funny looking drug or some idiots belief that black people actually want to do drugs that look like their president. In the end this actually serves as proof of something more vile, dangerous and omniprevilent. Drug dealers are getting smarter and smarter, and this, my friends, is no more than a display of viral marketing strategy and capitalism at its finest.



What then are we to do about our youth, or adolescents, smart enough to devise such ingenious plans like novelty flavored and shaped drugs yet driven to crime? Tell them to focus on living for experiences and spiritual fulfillment rather than cold hard cash, because as evidenced by current trends...crime pays, and regular college degrees do not. Bitches.

Or at least find out their names and get them internships at top ad agencies, cuz their marketing strategy is brilliantly evil and sinister. In other words, The American Way.  -C4

 Live, Love, Knowing

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Breaking News: The NappyHeaded Bros regret to inform you that C4 is unable to sign off at this time due to an acute, some say presidential case of the munchies, shortly after reportedly being seen in the presence of President O-bong-a. His fingers are allegdly covered in Cheetos and brownie residue, and unable to grace a keyboard.

3 comments:

The Imperial WJA3 said...

This is so messed up cuz they look like Flintstone vitamins...not at all like a drug that can kill you on a bad day. Whoever makes these should get double the time.

Rock said...

Yea Mr. Imperial One. Thanks for bringing the crisis to my attention. Someone needs to stop this shit before kids start poppin them yabba dabba Ooooooooh -weee's. LOL.

Granthium said...

It isnt even ecstasy... its BZP and TFMPP... im a 21 yr old white boy. and even i know this.. cmon "brothers". do some research.. not everything is about you people (yes i said it, you people).

E tabs have come in a variety of shapes and colors for years.. they normally have a stamp imprint of the "brand" which is relevant to heroin "brands" but not quite. Ecstacy is MDMA, these pills crudely mimic MDMA in their effects, I know i took 1 last night and was just disappointed that I paid $20 for it, just as im disappointed i donated $20 to obamas campaign, If you some across these pass em up, its a good time but its not MDMA!