Anyways, as always happens in blog land, the plan has changed (sorry fat girls.) Today I came across these pictures of the most miraculously ugly collection of females since Xscape….don’t trip (Cali voice)…yall seen Tiny, and she’s still ugly. This being said, these pictures of women who’s vaginas only a drunk incestuous father could love, prompted me to think…
Have I ever been with a….or will I ever get with a….matter of fact, how much liquor would I have to drink to….or if I was really horny would I do one of these warm, flesh receptacles I’m passing off as women?
You be the judge all the while using it as a evaluating mechanism which will determine how bad your mistakes have been and whether or not you should quit drinking altogether.
10 Reasons to Evaluate your drinking Habits...
10.) We've all been here before.
9.) You shouldn't watch Shrek while Horny and drunk and then hook up. You just may forget what memories related to the movie and well...you see the rest.
8.) The "every girl needs love" theory doesn't apply if she's in your family.
7.) Maybe it was cool on Halloween. It is no longer Halloween.
6.) Saving starving Africans is one thing, but banging a reverse ethiopian? Unacceptable.
5.) I don't know where the Wild Things Are, but I know they shouldnt be in your bedroom...unless you live under a bridge.
4.) What happens in Europe.....
3.) While in a foreign country with rampant prostitution, chapest does not always = best.