Tuesday, October 13, 2009

A,B,C,D: What's the worst Tomfoolery?? (Real World Tomfoolery Pt. 2)

I know that my blog readers like to feel involved and shit, therefore, I'm getting yall mutherfu*kas involved. Sorry for cussin'. LOL.

Now I've just spent the past hour scouring the internet for Tomfoolery and let me tell you, the Internet is the greatest facilitator of quintisential coon-ness since the now defunct UPN Network. Don't front...yall remember "Homeboys in Outer Space" and all those dumb ass shows.

Nevertheless, I feel like there is so much tomfoolery running rampant on the net that many people are missing out on. Consider me the hood Santaclaus...Happy earrrrrly (Freeway Voice)Christmas!!! (If you are sexy, big bootied female, please proceed to sit on my lap and receive your second gift.)

And now....Please proceed to view each of the following examples with both disgust and attention to detail as I would like you all to vote (via the comments section) and decide who shall reign supreme in this golden era of tomfoolery!!!! Beeeeaaaaatchesssssssssssssss.

A.) Obama Nonsense

B.) We should Tip Her??

C.) Are You Marrying A.I.?

D.) How much did you smoke?

I'm not even gonna go ham (down south phrase of the day) with the commentary as these pictures speak for themselves. Don't be afraid to comment...I'm counting on it.

Also, hit me up on FB for more Tomfoolery...Just type Showrocka. Owww Owwwwww.

Actually, don't type the owww owww part. That is all.

Live, Love, Life.

Show-Sho no Homo.


Anonymous said...

Definitely B and D my dude.

Maino said...

D is pretty stupid. But B takes the cake. My question is would it make a difference whose baby that was: one of the dudes or the stripper. Because if it's the stripper, you have to give her some credit for 1. taking care of all of her responsibilities (work and kid) and 2. making sure she can still make the money to buy the future little pole dancer some milk.

khaki said...

eh- i gotta vote B simply because they pink toes and people act like white folks cant be coons. the end.

Rock said...

Granted all this stuff is ridiculous, but I can't believe yall are acting like a blunt tattooed on your lips / cheek is acceptible in ANY HOOD, ANY WHERE!!! I'd much rather let my baby watch strippers...but hey, maybe that's just me. LOL.

MW said...

I think this should have been a caption contest.

Therefore, I will format my half-baked comments as such and claim the prize, which is the right to choose Showrock's next tattoo and to remove any and all pink items from his wardrobe (for his own good).

Picture A:
"I was gonna spend my paycheck getting my dead Grammom's picture airbrushed on a T-shirt, but now I can be patriotic AND useless as a cashier. Go America!"

Picture B:
[Man] "Those titties look delicious."
[Baby] "Those titties look delicious."

Picture C:
"Iverson may be a bastard, but there's no reason your unborn son should be one too." (brought to you by the NBA in cooperation with fatherhood.gov)

Picture D:
"It's not a blunt: it's what my tampon looks like after a 'heavy flow' day."

...Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Show-Sho no H said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. You had me rolling on the floor laughing (at work, mind you) but that last one....Not acceptible. Ewwwwwwwww Wizzy, Ewwwwww.

MW said...

Hey, sometimes you have to travel that extra mile to see someone vomit in terror.

Nevertheless, I think you should consider the caption contest idea. I promise to never use a tampon joke again.