Shouts to an avid blog follower for the artwork above. I'm working on getting this somehow made into a Jesus piece. It's gonna be fiyyyyyahhh. Nevertheless, I always digress....
Blurry cameras, Baby gap wife beaters, Little people Big world sized Bottles of patron, excessive amounts of Nuvo, Jello Shots and banana Pudding DO NOT MIX! Hence the skinny dude double fisting nips. LMAO. Foolishness.
And by foolishness I mean Tweedle-Birdman and Tweedle-Wayne (aka Dez-Rocka and Showzo) singlehandedly (or can I say doublehandedly? LOL) drinking about 6 bottles of Nuvo. True Story. And this was before DEZO doing the crybaby on the deck and making love to a fence, others engaging in a stanky legg contest which (unfortunately) someone got on tape (I'm afraid to look at you tube) and two people who shall not be named, putting on a strip show. No comment.
All of this nonsense was only to be eclipsed by everyone leaving to go to the club, where apparently we were so drunk, we created a new dance trend of double dutching in the club. Yep. Straight like that. Oh don't act like you never double-dutched with the cable wire or phone cord (or saw your sister do it). Oh wait , you haven't? Excuse me for assuming you had a smidget of hoodness inside you. sheeeeesh. Anyways, it was hott! That hop-scotch shit though? I can't support or co-sign that. Sorry DEZO, you are on your own with that one.
Tomorrow we will be back to our regularly thought provoking program but I just wanted to let yall know how we party so you don't miss the next one. The raffle never went down, as we drank all the prizes, but in all honesty the bottle for "sexiest dressed female" would've went to Illy who came dead correct (as always) with some moonlight sparkle dress shit on...Ironically, a big sexy girl in a whole lot of yellow fabric was also doing her thing despite her resemblance to the sun...or a portly version of big bird. Chicks was like day and night and I wouldn't mind being somewhere in the afternoon....aka "In Between." Hahahahah. I'm not hating, mellow yellow could "get it." Just know I drank the prize bottles in your honor and was thinkin about both yall the whole time!! LOL.
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