In an attempt to validate my non-homophobicness (I know, thats probably not a word), I would like to preface this blog by saying that I often use the words "homo", "homosexual" and "gay" as a catch all. Pause. No homo. What I mean by this is that oftentimes it is easier to say "gay" than it is to offer the more accurately descriptive adjective which can range from anywhere from "corny" to "foolishly flashy." This, however, is not one of those cases.
The things I'm finna (down south word of the day) describe are things that muthafuc*as actually think are gay...homosexual...di*k in the ass-ish, despite their being completely hetero. I'm not used to doing this, but I'm making a concerted effort to be fair to all the gays (LMAO at me actually saying "the gays") and "the straights (see i'm equal opportunity. No homo.) Ok, It seems I'm digging myself into a homosexual hole (GEEEZ. PAUSE), so I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead. On with the post my coon!!!!
Heterosexual Gay Sh*t and Homosexual Thuggery (Part 2/2)