Drugs, on the other hand, can make you fly. Just kidding...kinda. What drugs represent is an individual putting his or her self in the most compromising of compromising situations. Hopefully that didn't go over your head. What I mean to say is, drugs alter your physical and mental state of mind, oftentimes leaving your perception and reflexes a bit slow, and in extreme cases, leaving you virtually defenseless. Putting yourself in this type of situation with someone you do not love or trust would make you, well...a crackhead. So... in less of course you are doing crack, in which case nothing applies to you f**kin crack head, consider this analogy the next time you light a spliff or whip out the magic stick for that special (or not so special) female. No homo. Ladies, stop calling up the TV show Cheaters and or soliciting Maury Povich to find out if your man loves you. Keep it 100 with him and say, "baby, lets sniff some lines." (Sidenote: I did not say let's smoke a joint because as people no longer consider weed a drug, despite the fact that it is, it would skew the results of this test. )
If he says yes, you have just committed to doing your first hard drug (you can't back out), but take solace in the fact that you are doing it with someone who truly loves and trusts you. Sidenote: You are also both degenerate druggies.
Try the same thing with a guy or girl from the club and you are liable to end up robbed, raped, or woken up in a drunken stupor to the sound of a train being ran on none other than YOURSELF. Sorry to be so blunt and offensive, but I'm into this whole no qualms, keeping it 100 thing. Actually, I take back that apology and am going to throw in some unnecessary curse words and misogynistic rants (aka Showorock-isms) just for good measure. Douche Bag, Douche Bag Bite your mamma's tit. Sh*t, Sh*t, Sh*t. F**k, F**k, F**k. Titt*es. Bet ya didn't see that one coming, suckas...
Love ya Shelyla H. And to all the people who think I only use this blog to talk about sex...Ha. I've proven you all wrong. Now I'm talking about drugs as well.
Live, Love, Blurring (white) Lines