One thing I will say, however, is that upon request I would've taken the pics down, but shawty seemed content with keeping them up,and throwing me into the multitude of non-descript 'Haters.'Also, fellas, stop asking me for her number !!! This ain't f**kin e-harmony...and if you front and say you didn't message me and ask for the number, I'm naming names!!! Keep it 100 chumps! At her request, I was able to obtain a new pic of her. Not bad, but I could never holla at her...she told me to eat a d**k. LOL.
In case you haven't noticed, there's never hard feelings and I love when people make sh*t more interesting, so please check the comments posted below:
Yea this ya girl with the breitling..If ya broke ass got money u would know they don't cost 80 G's..u don't know shit about breitling watches and wat u tryna say( I'm a mess) nigga u prolli tried to talk to me. fuck u bloggin bout me for get ya fuckin money up hater ..by the way I just put another pic on there post that shit dick eater..
June 22, 2009 3:14 PM
You're right ma, I cannot afford a Breitling...How about a G-shock?
Continued..Lol..laugh at yall haters..eat a dick cocksucka to whoeva wrote that blog about me and my watch..
June 22, 2009 3:18 PM
Suprisingly enough, this is only the 2nd person that I've managed to offend to the point of rebuttal. I take that as a personal assault on my character because it means I am nowhere near Tucker Max status...(if you don't know him, google him and buy his book.) Maybe my problem is that I do not intentionally try to offend, and thus am not actually as offensive as I think I am. I pitched (no homo) this idea to a friend of mine and he laughed, as if to say "no...you are an asshole, you just aren't as funny as Tucker Max and don't f**k nearly as many bi**hes."
To him and every other person who has told me to eat a d**k, I simply say...Maybe if you had one...wait, no....let me start over. LOL. To every person who has told me to eat a di*k, I say Cannibalism isn't really my thing, and since I'm a di*khead it wouldn't really work. Speaking of D**kheads, I know exactly how a multitude of people who hate me and find me morally reprehensible have gotten the address to this site...Yes, I'm talking to you d**khead. Good looking out though, you know I find this sh*t hilarious...just call it fuel for the fire.
In the end, regardless of your opinion of me, you cannot deny the fact that I am an amazingly attractive comedic genius. LOL. JK. I almost blew chunks in my mouth as I said that. What I mean to say is that love me or hate me, I am still going to be the same Ol' Show, and keep on giving you reasons to tell me to eat a d**k!" Here are a few more.
Embrace the Hate:
10 things you don't know about me that will make you think I'm even more of a prick
10. If you've sent me naked pics, they were forwarded to my boys that same day.
9. I have slept with two sisters in the same day, one was a cousin's girlfriend.
8. I accidentially skeeted on a devout religious Girl's face covering. I hope I don't go to Hell.
7. A brother and I once rolled dice to see who would bang this sorority girl. He won. I banged her the next day.
6. I invented the crying game. Rules: everyone in the room gang up on someone, playing on their actual insecurities, fears, traumatic childhoods and dead relatives until you actually make them cry.
5. I taught my friend a lesson about guns by not telling him he took an unloaded weapon for protection.
4. I hooked up with a married woman as she told me about how her teenage daughter would like me.
3. I let my male friend get slow danced with and groped by another, slightly bigger male, because I thought it was comical. I eventually intervened.
2. I once rushed from one girls house to another so quick that I forgot to wash the latex off my junk. I quickly did so in her bathroom with her washcloth.
1. I once stopped having sex with my girlfriend to go into another room and watch my boy have sex with another girl and cheer him on. No Bro-mo. LMAO.
There you have it. Keep reading and I'll keep giving you reasons to read...just remember, "I got you to give a f**k (about me) by simply not giving a f**k."
Live, love, seeing what curve balls (no homo) the Internet can throw at me
Sho-Show "pull more soccer moms than a volvo" Rocka